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Song Parodies -> "John Burnell"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"John Burnell"
Parody Written by:
The Heretic
The Lyrics
WHO ELSE HATES HIM?
john burnell,
john burnell,
what a bloody prick,
such a cocky little knob,
his face needs a good kick,
oh!,
john burnell,
john burnell,
really riles me,
he wasnt born, he was knitted,
from the bark of a zugzug tree.
he's got really crap hair,
looks like a dried up turd,
he always says 'in jail',
every second word,
he thinks he's really hard,
because he's an ex-cop,
but he's about as scary as,
a dried out dusty mop
OH!,
john burnell,
john burnell,
i'll put you in your place,
you wont able to say 'in jail',
once i break your face.
OH!,
john burnell,
john burnell,
i hate him with aplomb,
leave him on some remote rock,
and blast him with a bomb,
YAAAY!
john burnell,
what a bloody prick,
such a cocky little knob,
his face needs a good kick,
oh!,
john burnell,
john burnell,
really riles me,
he wasnt born, he was knitted,
from the bark of a zugzug tree.
he's got really crap hair,
looks like a dried up turd,
he always says 'in jail',
every second word,
he thinks he's really hard,
because he's an ex-cop,
but he's about as scary as,
a dried out dusty mop
OH!,
john burnell,
john burnell,
i'll put you in your place,
you wont able to say 'in jail',
once i break your face.
OH!,
john burnell,
john burnell,
i hate him with aplomb,
leave him on some remote rock,
and blast him with a bomb,
YAAAY!
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your the prick show some respect to the chief he would easly kick your head in
I'd watch what you say punk or you could be spending a very long time - IN JAIL.
You had better hope that John Burnell never finds this site you idiot!
Burnell would throw your ass in the slammer!!!
Burnell is just overcompensating for a small penis. People who are drawn to law enforcement are control freaks and people that have something to over compensate for. I take comfort in the thought know they will get what is coming to them in the end.
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