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Song Parodies -> "O, Christmas Toad"
Original Song Title:
"O, Christmas Tree"
Original Performer:
Traditional Christmas
Parody Song Title:
"O, Christmas Toad"
Parody Written by:
Cynthia Griffin
The Lyrics
O, Christmas toad, O, Christmas toad
How round and green your body!
O, Christmas toad, O, Christmas toad
How round and green your body!
You are so fat and very green!
There's nothing over there to see!
O, Christmas toad, O, Christmas toad
How round and green your body!
O, Christmas toad, O, Christma toad,
Why did you try to cross the road?
O, Christmas toad, O, Christmas toad,
Why did you try to cross the road?
You used to be so big and fat!
An eighteen wheeler squished you flat!
O, Christmas toad, O, Christmas toad,
Why did you try to cross the road?
O, Christmas toad, O Christmas toad,
Now you're splattered on the road!
O, Christmas toad, O, Christmas toad,
Now you're splattered on the road!
How round and green your body!
O, Christmas toad, O, Christmas toad
How round and green your body!
You are so fat and very green!
There's nothing over there to see!
O, Christmas toad, O, Christmas toad
How round and green your body!
O, Christmas toad, O, Christma toad,
Why did you try to cross the road?
O, Christmas toad, O, Christmas toad,
Why did you try to cross the road?
You used to be so big and fat!
An eighteen wheeler squished you flat!
O, Christmas toad, O, Christmas toad,
Why did you try to cross the road?
O, Christmas toad, O Christmas toad,
Now you're splattered on the road!
O, Christmas toad, O, Christmas toad,
Now you're splattered on the road!
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