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Song Parodies -> "Twelve Months Of Wrestling"
Original Song Title:
"Twelve Days Of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional Christmas
Parody Song Title:
"Twelve Months Of Wrestling"
Parody Written by:
Freedom Rock
The Lyrics
This is yet another wrestling parody that I've written, this time in the spirit of the holiday season. For those who don't know, Vince Russo is a famous wrestling writer who has done a lot of good and bad for the business. I modeled this parody after the one that Spaff.com did, "Twelve Utah Christmases." I'm sure wrestling fans, especially those who know WWF/WWE history will understand this...here we go!
In my first month of wrestling, Vince Russo gave to me
The Montreal controversy
In my second month of wrestling, Vince Russo gave to me
Two big promotions
And that business with the PTC
In my third month of wrestling, Vince Russo gave to me
Three French men
Two separate brands
And Monday Night RAW on Spike TV
In my fourth month of wrestling, Vince Russo gave to me
Four shocking swerves
Three buyouts
Two champions
And the F being dropped for an E
In my fifth month of wrestling, Vince Russo gave to me
FIVE GOLDEN BELTS
Four heel turns
Three debuts
Two firings
And Brock Lesnar being called a Man Beast
In my sixth month of wrestling, Vince Russo gave to me
Six title changes
FIVE TABLE BREAKS
Four tag team champs
Three big guys
Two shows a night
And the McMahons all over my screen
In my seventh month of wrestling, Vince Russo gave to me
Seven ladder matches
Six steel cages
FIVE GRAVY BOWLS
Four things on poles
Three scaffolds
Two high-risk bumps
With the hardcore legend Mick Foley
In my eighth month of wrestling, Vince Russo gave to me
Eight writers writing
Seven guys producing
Six Divas stripping
FIVE MIDCARD BRAWLS
Four commentators
Three ref bumps
Two main events
And a monthly show I pay to see
In my ninth month of wrestling, Vince Russo gave to me
Nine Indies hosting
Eight shows a weekend
Seven weekend house shows
Six TV tapings
FIVE RECAP SHOWS
Four Tough Enoughs
Three trainees
Two contracts signed
And that TNA run by Jerry
In my tenth month of wrestling, Vince Russo gave to me
Ten Corkscrew Moonsaults
Nine diving planchas
Eight flying clotheslines
Seven high cross bodies
Six-thirty splashes
FIVE SHOOTING STARS
Four Cruiserweights
Three highspots
Two of three falls
And a flying elbow off the big screen
In my eleventh month of wrestling, Vince Russo gave to me
Eleven Stone Cold promos
Ten People's Elbows
Nine Black Scor-pions
Ate Sting's career up
Seven lucha libres
Six snapping ankles
FIVE BROKEN NECKS
Four Royal Rumbles
Three men left
Two more to go
And the winner gets a title shot, free
In my twelfth month of wrestling, Vince Russo gave to me
Twelve Stone Cold Stunners
Eleven Savage Elbows
Ten Diesel Jackknifes
Nine Outsider's Edges
Eight Hogan Legdrops
Seven Sweet Chin Musics
Six Figure-Fours
FIVE PEDIGREES
Four Rock Bottoms
Three Chokeslams
Two Powerbombs
And a Jake "The Snake" Roberts DDT
The Montreal controversy
In my second month of wrestling, Vince Russo gave to me
Two big promotions
And that business with the PTC
In my third month of wrestling, Vince Russo gave to me
Three French men
Two separate brands
And Monday Night RAW on Spike TV
In my fourth month of wrestling, Vince Russo gave to me
Four shocking swerves
Three buyouts
Two champions
And the F being dropped for an E
In my fifth month of wrestling, Vince Russo gave to me
FIVE GOLDEN BELTS
Four heel turns
Three debuts
Two firings
And Brock Lesnar being called a Man Beast
In my sixth month of wrestling, Vince Russo gave to me
Six title changes
FIVE TABLE BREAKS
Four tag team champs
Three big guys
Two shows a night
And the McMahons all over my screen
In my seventh month of wrestling, Vince Russo gave to me
Seven ladder matches
Six steel cages
FIVE GRAVY BOWLS
Four things on poles
Three scaffolds
Two high-risk bumps
With the hardcore legend Mick Foley
In my eighth month of wrestling, Vince Russo gave to me
Eight writers writing
Seven guys producing
Six Divas stripping
FIVE MIDCARD BRAWLS
Four commentators
Three ref bumps
Two main events
And a monthly show I pay to see
In my ninth month of wrestling, Vince Russo gave to me
Nine Indies hosting
Eight shows a weekend
Seven weekend house shows
Six TV tapings
FIVE RECAP SHOWS
Four Tough Enoughs
Three trainees
Two contracts signed
And that TNA run by Jerry
In my tenth month of wrestling, Vince Russo gave to me
Ten Corkscrew Moonsaults
Nine diving planchas
Eight flying clotheslines
Seven high cross bodies
Six-thirty splashes
FIVE SHOOTING STARS
Four Cruiserweights
Three highspots
Two of three falls
And a flying elbow off the big screen
In my eleventh month of wrestling, Vince Russo gave to me
Eleven Stone Cold promos
Ten People's Elbows
Nine Black Scor-pions
Ate Sting's career up
Seven lucha libres
Six snapping ankles
FIVE BROKEN NECKS
Four Royal Rumbles
Three men left
Two more to go
And the winner gets a title shot, free
In my twelfth month of wrestling, Vince Russo gave to me
Twelve Stone Cold Stunners
Eleven Savage Elbows
Ten Diesel Jackknifes
Nine Outsider's Edges
Eight Hogan Legdrops
Seven Sweet Chin Musics
Six Figure-Fours
FIVE PEDIGREES
Four Rock Bottoms
Three Chokeslams
Two Powerbombs
And a Jake "The Snake" Roberts DDT
E-mail me at Maddog112587@aol.com.
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I could have gone a different way for pacing, but excellent job NOT repeating yourself when the song does.
Being a wrestling watcher, I guess I'm partial to this one. Fives, mate.
Best sports entertainment year in review I've ever seen. Great job.
Didn't expect THIS good of feedback on this one. Thanks to all who voted.
As a wrestling diehard, I liked this little parody. :) It might of made a little more sense with Vince McMahon doing the giving instead of Vince Russo, but I'll give ya 5's. :)
"Vince Russo" fit well into the pacing of the song, in case you were wondering why I used his name. On the subject of using different lines in every verse, I borrowed that from Spaff.com's "Twelve Utah Christmases," which is one of my favorite tracks on Elves Gone Wild. And on another note, I never expected this to become my most popular parody ever, but it has. Special thanks to all the voters who made it possible.
My wrestling knowledge is about as great as my wrestling ability, but I know the effort involved in putting together a Christmas list that's 78 items long instead of the usual 12. Good job and thanks for the shout-out.
That was hilarious. Great job on it.
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