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Song Parodies -> "Grab Yourself A Hairy Little Mistress"
Original Song Title:
"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional Christmas
Parody Song Title:
"Grab Yourself A Hairy Little Mistress"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
grab yourself a hairy little mistress,
blonde or brown, all right
just keep curly stuff shaved off and out of sight, yeah
grab yourself a hairy little mistress
european, stock
check her adams apple doesn't move when she talks
natural as in olden days,
hairy olden days of yore, yeah
hairy legs they can strike fear in us,
sitting near to us once more, yeah
through the years she shaved her back and buttocks
if time allowed
throw a velcro ball on hair that's hanging low
and grab yourself a hairy little mistress, now, oh oh
hairy legs that she saves for you, yeah
hope that she shaves for you more, oh oh
through the years she shaved her back and buttocks
if time allowed
throw a velcro ball on hair that's hanging low
and grab yourself a hairy little mistress, now, oh oh
blonde or brown, all right
just keep curly stuff shaved off and out of sight, yeah
grab yourself a hairy little mistress
european, stock
check her adams apple doesn't move when she talks
natural as in olden days,
hairy olden days of yore, yeah
hairy legs they can strike fear in us,
sitting near to us once more, yeah
through the years she shaved her back and buttocks
if time allowed
throw a velcro ball on hair that's hanging low
and grab yourself a hairy little mistress, now, oh oh
hairy legs that she saves for you, yeah
hope that she shaves for you more, oh oh
through the years she shaved her back and buttocks
if time allowed
throw a velcro ball on hair that's hanging low
and grab yourself a hairy little mistress, now, oh oh
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This was very well done, Malcolm...and such sweet sentiments, too...5's across...
Another proof that our Malcolm will never curl up! :-)
Malcolm never changes. This time, though, it's a good thing.
Genius
Thanks, used this in our school christmas aessembly, hope you don't mind. It went down very well!
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