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Song Parodies -> "What Child Is This (George)"
Original Song Title:
"What Child Is This"
Original Performer:
Traditional Christmas Carol
Parody Song Title:
"What Child Is This (George)"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
Christmas is over. Back to politics!
What child is this? His lazy rest
in Crawford, Texas he's keeping.
George Dubya Bush, his brain is mush
while fascist ways are creeping.
This, this is Bush the king.
For us, he hasn't done anything.
Waste, waste, he brings us fraud.
The shame, the son of Reagan.
They told us adults would be in charge
of the White House after Clinton.
Of lies, the first, but not the worst.
Each day, a new scandal mintin'.
This, this is Bush the king.
For us, he hasn't done anything.
Waste, waste, he brings us fraud.
The shame, the son of Reagan.
He makes us incensed, gold's his mirth.
And oil's his love, and stupidity.
He was so mean with New Orleans
and said "Drop dead" to New York City.
This, this is Bush the king.
For us, he hasn't done anything.
Waste, waste, he brings us fraud.
The shame, the son of Reagan.
And in Iraq, he did attack
without no justification.
A President, for this we've sent.
But now, he's back on vacation.
This, this is Bush the king.
For us, he hasn't done anything.
Waste, waste, he brings us fraud.
The shame, the son of Reagan.
He thinks his heist has been blessed by Christ.
But he ain't going to heaven.
Because he lied, more now have died
in Iraq than on 9/11.
This, this is Bush the king.
For us, he hasn't done anything.
Waste, waste, he brings us fraud.
The shame, the son of Reagan!
in Crawford, Texas he's keeping.
George Dubya Bush, his brain is mush
while fascist ways are creeping.
This, this is Bush the king.
For us, he hasn't done anything.
Waste, waste, he brings us fraud.
The shame, the son of Reagan.
They told us adults would be in charge
of the White House after Clinton.
Of lies, the first, but not the worst.
Each day, a new scandal mintin'.
This, this is Bush the king.
For us, he hasn't done anything.
Waste, waste, he brings us fraud.
The shame, the son of Reagan.
He makes us incensed, gold's his mirth.
And oil's his love, and stupidity.
He was so mean with New Orleans
and said "Drop dead" to New York City.
This, this is Bush the king.
For us, he hasn't done anything.
Waste, waste, he brings us fraud.
The shame, the son of Reagan.
And in Iraq, he did attack
without no justification.
A President, for this we've sent.
But now, he's back on vacation.
This, this is Bush the king.
For us, he hasn't done anything.
Waste, waste, he brings us fraud.
The shame, the son of Reagan.
He thinks his heist has been blessed by Christ.
But he ain't going to heaven.
Because he lied, more now have died
in Iraq than on 9/11.
This, this is Bush the king.
For us, he hasn't done anything.
Waste, waste, he brings us fraud.
The shame, the son of Reagan!
No joke: The death toll on 9/11, which Iraq had NOTHING to do with, was 2,973. The number of U.S. troops who've died there is now over 2,974, and approaching 3,000. And that doesn't count the military dead from other countries, or civilians of all nations who have died for Bush's lies. But, hey, at least he's not screwing a White House intern, right? Actually, he's screwing everyone who isn't rich!
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every day means one day closer to his exit....5s
A bit distorted (like the rest of the parody), but "He makes us incensed, gold's his mirth" is an excellent line.
The only people Bush is screwing are those who aren't loyal to America, such as Pach the mirthless commie nut and every other idiot who thinks The Nation is a legitimate news source.
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