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Song Parodies -> "Ikea"
Original Song Title:
"All Things Bright And Beautiful"
Original Performer:
Traditional Hymn
Parody Song Title:
"Ikea"
Parody Written by:
Philzo
The Lyrics
I would say that I have nothing against Ikea, but that would be a lie. Ok so a lot of the furniture in my house is from Ikea, but rememebr what happened in that London Ikea? and if you saty inside too long you get zombified its true!!!
(Chorus) All things bright and u-ugly,
All features great and small.
All things self-assembly,
Ikea made them all.
Each little handy pencil,
Each brightly coloured bed.
Ikea made these structures,
For victims to lay their heads.
(Chorus)
The staff are beyond counting,
The Cafe's nearby.
Everything you need in,
The store that zombifies.
(Chorus)
The Christmas sale in winter,
The January clear out.
the broken vending ma-achines,
No one ever gets let out.
(Chorus)
There are adverts on the T.V,
With the slogon 'must end soon'.
All this brainwashing material,
Send many to their doom.
All things bright and terrible,
All features great and small.
All things self-assembly,
Ikea made them all.
All features great and small.
All things self-assembly,
Ikea made them all.
Each little handy pencil,
Each brightly coloured bed.
Ikea made these structures,
For victims to lay their heads.
(Chorus)
The staff are beyond counting,
The Cafe's nearby.
Everything you need in,
The store that zombifies.
(Chorus)
The Christmas sale in winter,
The January clear out.
the broken vending ma-achines,
No one ever gets let out.
(Chorus)
There are adverts on the T.V,
With the slogon 'must end soon'.
All this brainwashing material,
Send many to their doom.
All things bright and terrible,
All features great and small.
All things self-assembly,
Ikea made them all.
Just don't go their to often, ok?Philzo
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Wow that must be the best Parody I've ever read!
Best? There are better.
It is kind of fun... :-)
Psuedonymn, philbo? Just wondering at the similarity. Done it myself :-)
Nope, it ain't me... but it was similar enough to make me look :-)
Coming soon to a housing estate near you, the IKEA flat pack home...? P.S This is NOT a Joke, it/they exist....
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