Song Parodies -> "A Fandumb Holiday Song: Harpo Bells"

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bells"

Original Performer:

Traditional music

Parody Song Title:

"A Fandumb Holiday Song: Harpo Bells"

Parody Written by:

Pinkie Pie

The Lyrics

For Hazelfyre at The Dumb Fandumb. First Fandumb Christmas (aka P***mas) song. WARNING contains a swear word

Harpo is so cute
Here right on P***mas
Chasing pretty girls
And honking all the way
For Christmas Day I hope
There are no Groucho bats
Instead there's lots of candy canes
And lots of unicorns!
OH!
Harpo Marx
Chico Marx
MBS are so cool
Soon the world is so surprised
That Christmas comes real soon!
YES!
Groucho Marx
Zeppo Marx
Somebody is there!
Now's the time for watching them
Right here on Christmas day!
Hazelfyre sleds
On a wooden sled
Owlphallacies said,
"You didn't invite me!"
They'll sled together
To the Dumb Fandumb
Where all the Marx Bros await
Right here on P***mas day!
OH!
Harpo Marx
Chico Marx
They are playing pranks
On their friends all day and night
In front of Hazelfyre!
Groucho Marx
Zeppo Marx
Help out laying eggs
Now there are no eggs left
Just piles of Harpo!
WOOT!
HARPO P***MAS AKA CHRISTMAS DUMB FANDUMB!

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Pinkie Pie - November 02, 2012 - Report this comment

Yay Fandumb! Can't wait to see your Japanese one!

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