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Song Parodies -> "Wouldn't Dare To Shave Without Barbasol!"
Original Song Title:
"Joshua Fought The Battle Of Jericho"
Original Performer:
Traditional Spiritual
Parody Song Title:
"Wouldn't Dare To Shave Without Barbasol!"
Parody Written by:
Old Man Ribber
The Lyrics
In accordance with my self-imposed Politics-Free Thursdays, here's a little ditty about shaving. The protagonist is a confirmed blades and foam man. Barbasol is one of America's most popular brands of shaving cream...and it just happens to fit the title. ;D
Wouldn't dare to shave without Barbasol!
Not at all. That's my call.
Wouldn't dare to shave without Barbasol,
'Cause my whiskers are harder than steel.
I can't use a Remington and Lectric Shave.
It would surely be a losing bet.
For that rich thick foam is what I crave
With my triple-blade new Gilette.
Wouldn't dare to shave without Barbasol!
I'd be raw. How I'd bawl.
Wouldn't dare to shave without Barbasol,
'Cause my shave last the whole day for real.
I've tried those fancy high-price gels,
But all I got were cuts.
I'd try the bargain brand Wal-Mart sells
But I really don't have the guts.
I don't like the menthol/medicine stuff.
I can't stand the way they smell.
My after shave is potent enough,
So together they'd stink like hell.
Wouldn't dare to shave without Barbasol!
Chin hairs fall - just like straw.
Wouldn't dare to shave without Barbasol,
'Cause I'm liking the way that I feel.
Notice to Madison Avenue - I can be had and will sell out most cheaply! ;D
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Error (what else is new?) - last the whole day should be LASTS the whole day. ;D
In today's economy I had to pawn my razor to eat. But, in a few months I might be able to get a job as Santa Claus.
My solution: shave not.
Used to use, "Rise"...like John says, shave, no...I wear a Van Dyke, (no, not Dick) and a "Tache"...just trim around the rest with a small trimmer...saves face..
Gosh, your chin is pallid and hairless, though.
Thanks all. I have a mustache that varies in length and wax content due to my ambition (a scale from Kaiser Wilhelm to post WW1 John Phillip Sousa). A beard, even a goatee (ala Colonel Sanders), had been firmly vetoed by OLR. ;D
Sorry I missed this one the first time around. The cream really does rise to the top. Can you do something with Vitalis in the title?
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