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Song Parodies -> "I've Been Sitting On The Toilet"
Original Song Title:
"I've Been Working On The Railroad"
Original Performer:
Traditonal
Parody Song Title:
"I've Been Sitting On The Toilet"
Parody Written by:
Chris Pollman
The Lyrics
Yes, this is my bathroom humor song.
I've been sitting on the toilet
All the livelong day
I've been clogging up the toilet
Dookie time, its bombs away!
Can't you hear my sphincter pushing?
Blaring loud as a horn
Don'tcha hear my farts a coming?
Ow! My butthole's torn!
I've been squatting on the crapper
All the livelong day
I've been stinking up the potty
The good ol' fashioned way
Can't you hear the turds come crawling?
Filled with little chunks of corn
Don't'cha hear my crap a falling?
And damn, my ass is sore
I've been sitting on the toilet
All the livelong day
I've been messing up the toilet
It stinks like hell, the neighbors say
I've been wiping with my right hand
Cause all the paper's gone
Won't ya spray down my rear end?
It's even coming out my dong!
I've been filling up the toilet
All the livelong day
I've been soaking in the toilet
Diarrhea won't go away
And now the bathroom's flooded
The dookie piled against the walls
There's more crap in my bathroom
Than in Seabiscut's stall
Now I'm dying on the toilet
It's my final day
Dang, I'll croak on the crapper
I swear, that poop will pay!
I've excreted out all my blood now
I even pooped out my guts
Never thought that I'd be killed
By my very own butt
All the livelong day
I've been clogging up the toilet
Dookie time, its bombs away!
Can't you hear my sphincter pushing?
Blaring loud as a horn
Don'tcha hear my farts a coming?
Ow! My butthole's torn!
I've been squatting on the crapper
All the livelong day
I've been stinking up the potty
The good ol' fashioned way
Can't you hear the turds come crawling?
Filled with little chunks of corn
Don't'cha hear my crap a falling?
And damn, my ass is sore
I've been sitting on the toilet
All the livelong day
I've been messing up the toilet
It stinks like hell, the neighbors say
I've been wiping with my right hand
Cause all the paper's gone
Won't ya spray down my rear end?
It's even coming out my dong!
I've been filling up the toilet
All the livelong day
I've been soaking in the toilet
Diarrhea won't go away
And now the bathroom's flooded
The dookie piled against the walls
There's more crap in my bathroom
Than in Seabiscut's stall
Now I'm dying on the toilet
It's my final day
Dang, I'll croak on the crapper
I swear, that poop will pay!
I've excreted out all my blood now
I even pooped out my guts
Never thought that I'd be killed
By my very own butt
Oh yeah, in case anyone is interested, my band is on the internet now. (No we're not a parody band) Just go to this address:www.purevolume.com/underground to view it. I'm the guitarist. You can listen to one of our songs too.
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While I feel it would be appropriate to give you a bunch of "number 2s," I'm compelled to throw down the 5s. Just don't forget to light a match, dude...
What Arwen said, except PLEASE use the whole box of matches! And I should know better than to read one of these 'crappy' songs while I'm eating. 5's :D
Dude, this was the grossest, most appalling song I have read in a long time. Yet, it was quite intriguing. Also, many song prior to this one about toilet humor usually weren't well made. However, this one was almost perfect with the original. Awesome job!
funny
You spelled traditional wrong, but I don't care about that. I just didn't like the parody, that's all. If I could vote zeros, I would. But since I can't, I'm not going to vote at all.
THAT WAS HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LAUGHED SO HARD, I GOT A HEADACHE. Why do I laugh at this stuff? I never thought of myself as so IMMATURE!
Flush a bug down the toilet around around it gose Glug Glub Bugs all Gone
Unless I'm mistaken, this is based on the Simpsons episode "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes"?
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