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Song Parodies -> "Old Gray Hair"

Original Song Title:

"Old Gray Mare"

Original Performer:

Traditonal

Parody Song Title:

"Old Gray Hair"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

The old gray hair
No tint like it used to have
Glint like it used to have
Lint like it used to have
The front is bare
It i'n't what I used to have
Many long years ago

Many long years ago
Many tall beers ago
My old fat head
Has spint what I used to have
Many long beers ago

The old gray wife
Forgot all her wedding vows
Bought her another house
Fought no more with her spouse
The old gray wife
Was not happy with that louse
Many long years ago

Many big tears ago
Shuttin' my ears I know
The old gray wife
Was tired every day I'd grouse
Many long years ago
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carol - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment
three old gray 5's this was enjoyable
Spelling Cop - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Rick, my man, this is a really great parody, but you spelled Traditional wrong again.
Adagio - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Cute, Rick! 5's
Rick D - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment
No, that means Trad I tonal. It means I changed keys. Don't buy that? Okay, TRADITIONAL. Sheesh, I'm gonna start typing "Oldie"!
Johnny D - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes, Highlander, all you Immortals must carefully dye your hair gray and pretend to grow old to hide from the mortals in the world.
Alpha Skua - March 31, 2021 - Report this comment
Q. What do you call a dozen Rabbits in single file and hopping backwards? A. A reciding Hare Line

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