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Song Parodies -> "John Jacob Tinkleheimer Schmidt"

Original Song Title:

"John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt"

Original Performer:

Traditonal

Parody Song Title:

"John Jacob Tinkleheimer Schmidt"

Parody Written by:

Tinkleheimer

The Lyrics

John Jacob Tinkleheimer Schmidt
He cleans your pee and poo

Thats why when he goes out
Sanitation Workers shout
Tinkleheimer clean up all of this s***
lalalalalalalalalala

John Jacob Tinkleheimer Schmidt
His sanitation will make you flip

But when he goes out,
port-a-potties shout
Empty it up, I have more that won't fit
Lalalalalalalala

John Jacob Tinkleheimer Schmidt
His Diaharehha will make you puke

But whenever he goes out
All the people shout
OUT OF THE PORTA POTTY I HAVE ANOTHER BOUT
lalalalalalalalalala

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Stinky Wizzleteeth - June 27, 2003 - Report this comment
I think the scatological humor has run it's course here. This would be better suited for whatfreaks.com.
Tinkleheimer - June 27, 2003 - Report this comment
cool I never been there I will check it out some time
Phoenix Force - May 21, 2018 - Report this comment
And what a mess when the john gets clogged and backs up all over the floor
Alpha Skua - June 25, 2018 - Report this comment
HIS NAME IS DR ZACHARY SMITH HE IS ABOUT THE JUPITER 2,WITH THE ROBINSON'S,MAJOR WEST AND A ROBOT TO

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