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Song Parodies -> "Oscar Night Weiners"
Original Song Title:
"My Baloney Has A First Name/Oscar Mayer Weiner Song"
Original Performer:
TV Commercial Jingle
Parody Song Title:
"Oscar Night Weiners"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Oh that Oscar show is so lame,
Root for your fav'rite star.
It's baloney they have no more shame,
They swear and act bizarre.
If they flash and trash and act so gay,
The FCC will make them pay,
Because they fear a rude display,
That's why it's cast on tape delay.
So now this is for those Oscar wired weiners,
Better now be cool if you emcee,
'Cause if you try to show the world your weener,
It will get erased off the TV.
Root for your fav'rite star.
It's baloney they have no more shame,
They swear and act bizarre.
If they flash and trash and act so gay,
The FCC will make them pay,
Because they fear a rude display,
That's why it's cast on tape delay.
So now this is for those Oscar wired weiners,
Better now be cool if you emcee,
'Cause if you try to show the world your weener,
It will get erased off the TV.
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I like how you did this one as a two-part-segue, kind of like "We Will Rock You" / "We Are The Champions". Hmmm....is there another twisted parody idea lurking in that previous sentence somewhere......hmmmm..... 5's for this one, Guy.
Uh-oh. When Johnny says twisted, he will find it! ;)
Really cute song, Guy. Says everything needed to say on the subject. 5's
Really cute song, Guy. Says everything needed to say on the subject. 5's
Mari and try to guess what will win for "Best Song". We pick the sappiest, crappiest one. We're usually right.
Good job, Guy! 5's for this
And the Best Whining by an Actress Oscar goes to: Renee Zellweger for bawling while searching for hers in the wrong car. 5 stars*****
LOL!
lol very good!! last year when I watched the Oscars after a while guessing got very easy cuz all you had to do is guess Return of the King! If it was legal they would have been given oscars they weren't nominated for and/or didn't qualify for! All in all it was hilariously funny to see Elijah wood, Sean Astin ,Billy Boyd ,and Dom Monohan (i spelled it wrong and I don't care) nearly cry when they won best picture!
I like the orignal Wiener song.
The girl leading those kids reminded me of Lucy from the Peanuts strip and the little kid with the funny dog who came at the rear of the parade
I once saw this one on a funny Christmas Card it showed a woman with a rifle and said Mrs Cluase who realy can teach reindeeer how to fly,and this one WHAT SONG DOSE SANTA SING TO MAKE HIS REINDEER BEHAVE? MY BALONIE HAS A FIRST NAME ITS C.O.M.E.T
No one watches the Oscars hardly anymore n way too liberal
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