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Song Parodies -> "Booger Picker Finger"
Original Song Title:
"My Baloney Has A First Name/Oscar Mayer Weiner Son"
Original Performer:
TV Commercial Jingle
Parody Song Title:
"Booger Picker Finger"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Just another weird syndrome that I discovered surfing the web. For more info on mucophagy click on the link in the lower comment section.
Mucophagy is nose game,
Psychosis be they are.
Nose baloney I must explain,
Is eaten near and far.
Some love to eat it everyday,
It's yellow, green and even gray...
Those booger pryers,
Pick away,
It's finger lickin' good buffet.
Oh I love to use my booger picker finger,
It gets me all the gooey nose debris.
'Cause if I didn't have my picker finger,
I would need an ad'noidectomy.
Psychosis be they are.
Nose baloney I must explain,
Is eaten near and far.
Some love to eat it everyday,
It's yellow, green and even gray...
Those booger pryers,
Pick away,
It's finger lickin' good buffet.
Oh I love to use my booger picker finger,
It gets me all the gooey nose debris.
'Cause if I didn't have my picker finger,
I would need an ad'noidectomy.
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Very gross, but I read the article and there are some that partake? So a very acurate desription to this mucophagy , even if I was eating. 5's
Boy pick me a winner.
HAHAHAHA hilarious! 5-5-5, hee hee!
Oops, sorry. The pacing problem in the first line is due to a typo.
It says: "Mucophagy is nose game", but should say "Mucophagy is a nose game," I was busy picking my nose and missed the 'A'.
It says: "Mucophagy is nose game", but should say "Mucophagy is a nose game," I was busy picking my nose and missed the 'A'.
Now THAT was too much information.
I would like to know how you stumbled on this? Typed 'snot' in google?
Just a lucky 'pick' I guess.
let me flick some fives in your direction
Ewww.... you went for the gross out and struck gold.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you shouldn't pick your friend's nose.
Well, Guy, you definitely out-grossed my parody about COUNTING Boogers that I posted about a week ago. This one reaches beyond, plucks a fresh boog from way up yonder and places it in the palette. Say, that brings to mind a question. Do these folks have contests, you know, like "wine-tasting" affairs. "Booger Buffett" or something. Does one "cleanse the palette" after tasting a particular mucus ball. Can you get one of these at McDonald's? Mucus McMuffin, anyone?
BOOGERS... WHOOOOO.... I FOUND THIS SERCHING BOOGER PICKER ON THE INTERNET
It's not how you pick your nose, It's where you put the Boogers!
An old adage if I may. Please to indulge me and if not then just humor me. "You may pick your friends and you may pick your nose, but it is not wise or social to pick your friend's nose". Amen.
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