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Song Parodies -> "TV Commercial Jingle"
Original Song Title:
"Green Acres"
Original Performer:
TV Theme
Parody Song Title:
"TV Commercial Jingle"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Commercial Jingle of a gay resort hotel
Queen Quakers Quite a sight to see
A-larming as it seems to be
Gay weddings just so starry eyed
Quiche man diner lust lives for that old gay pride
Queue cards for each and every gay
It's a lysurgic Quelling stay
They're Questing for a penthouse dude
Darling you'll love it just right off Quark Avenue
The Scores!
All fours!
Flesh bare!
Qute Fare!
Who needs a wife
Hello sissy life
Queen Quakers we are Queer
(Queen Quakers was given a FOUR Q rating by the National Hostel Registry)
A-larming as it seems to be
Gay weddings just so starry eyed
Quiche man diner lust lives for that old gay pride
Queue cards for each and every gay
It's a lysurgic Quelling stay
They're Questing for a penthouse dude
Darling you'll love it just right off Quark Avenue
The Scores!
All fours!
Flesh bare!
Qute Fare!
Who needs a wife
Hello sissy life
Queen Quakers we are Queer
(Queen Quakers was given a FOUR Q rating by the National Hostel Registry)
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What a hoot!! :D
Good things come in small packages
Right, Royce, just like all you delectable young ladies tell us you think a sense of humor is more important than good looks, big money, a nice car and a (message censored due to Guy's sensitive eyes)!
Well, Michael, I was referring to the length of the song--sometimes the short ones are really zingers--but yes, I got to admit, it was tongue in cheek; can't get away with much, with you around!
My eyes ain't sensitive, they just smart.
i have homework and i cant find the stupid jingles >:(
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