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Song Parodies -> "Spider Veins"

Original Song Title:

"Spider Men"

Original Performer:

Tv Theme

Parody Song Title:

"Spider Veins"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

of course, one for the girls too
spider veins, spider veins,
blue and gangly they give her pains,
on her legs, on her thighs,
they look bad to the blindest guys,
hey there, she has some spider veins

are they bad, listen bud,
those veins don't even carry blood,
under skin, can they hide,
from her knees to her nice backside,
hey there there go the spider veins

in the darkest light, you can see the outlines,
as she cries at night, rubs the skin raw at times,

spider veins, spider veins,
blue and gangly they give her pains,
exercise, legs like rocks, ,
she can't hide it with stretchy socks,

so there, life is a great big ride up,
you bring your veins inside up,
they are the spider veins

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