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Song Parodies -> "Beverly Billbillies"
Original Song Title:
"Beverly Hillbillies"
Original Performer:
TV Theme Song
Parody Song Title:
"Beverly Billbillies"
Parody Written by:
beth hamlin
The Lyrics
Come listen to a story bout a man named Bill
A horny old bastard lookin for a thrill
It seems one night after gettin wit a kid
He found hisself in court admitten what he did
Giz that is
Made a mess On er dress
Well the next thing ya know monica's on the stand
Tryin to explain the blisters on er hand
She soon found out she could make alittle dough
And all just because she gave the man a blow
Sucked that is
Took a swaller Made em holler
Not long after that Bill nearly lost it all
But hillary stayed in for the long haul
Everybody wondered why she didn't leave
Maybe it's because she had somthin upper sleeve
Scam that is
Watergate Weighed heavy on er plate
Ya'll keep your mouths shut
Now ya hear
A horny old bastard lookin for a thrill
It seems one night after gettin wit a kid
He found hisself in court admitten what he did
Giz that is
Made a mess On er dress
Well the next thing ya know monica's on the stand
Tryin to explain the blisters on er hand
She soon found out she could make alittle dough
And all just because she gave the man a blow
Sucked that is
Took a swaller Made em holler
Not long after that Bill nearly lost it all
But hillary stayed in for the long haul
Everybody wondered why she didn't leave
Maybe it's because she had somthin upper sleeve
Scam that is
Watergate Weighed heavy on er plate
Ya'll keep your mouths shut
Now ya hear
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To be honest, I didn't expect much when I clicked to read this parody, but it did give me a chuckle or two, and that's good enough for me. All 5's.
This 'un here's Right smart....fives
Abstained from voting, Beth. Am with you politically, being glad that you exposed Slick Willy and Slick Hillie, but cannot approve of sexual filth in a parody. You could handle it a bit more discreetly, adding some of their other bad points (e.g., being pro-death, as Bloody Bill and Killary, with pal Gorey Al).
This was terrible - I won't vote - but you should know how bad this is. The pacing is off. You missed the last verse, but we'll let that one go. The content isn't even factual - the great Presiden Bill Clinton never went to court, Ms. Lewinsky is an adult, she never took the stand in a court room, Bill Clinton never "nearly lost it all" - what is that supposed to mean? Watergate? You have the wrong party. There are probably only two funny conservatives who know how to write on this site - YOU ARE NOT ONE OF THEM.
COME ON LISTEN TO A STORY OF MAN NAMED GORE,HE WAS SO DULL HE WOULD MAKE YOU SNORE,THEN ONE DAY WE WAS SEEN IN THE BUFF,AND OLD TIPPLER DECIDED SHE HAS ENOUGH,SLEEZE THAT IS BIG OLD FIBBER,LIAR TO,WELL THE FIRST THING YOU KNOW AL HAS A AWARD,AND HE CAN HE SAID AFFORD,HE SAID THE WHIITE IS WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT HIS LIMO BROKE DOWN AND HE STUCK OUT TO SEA,ATLANTIC THAT IS FISHING BOATS AND SUBMARINES
COME ON AND LISTEN TO MAN NAMED BILL,A GOVENOR FROM ARKANSAS WITH SEX TO FILL,THEN ONE DAY HE MET GIRL NAMED LEWINSKI,AND THERE WAS NEWS FROM SEA TO SEA
^^^Monica Lewinsky? You mean the ... Intern with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress .. she's the intern with the blues dress on ..... Intern with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress .. Blue dress that Bill came on
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