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Song Parodies -> "Tombstone"

Original Song Title:

"Flintstones"

Original Performer:

TV Theme Song

Parody Song Title:

"Tombstone"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Tombstone, Eat a tombstone,
Get some heartburn twelve gauge malady.

Just go eat some hemlock,
You'll be better off as history.

You're fried so sound reveille and retreat,
You'll be so busy with stomach heat.

If you eat a tombstone,
You'll have a gastro bubble blew time.
A bubble blew time,
You'll really pay this time.

Lie down, this things got you dead to rights
This grade heartburn, you'll be up all night

So don't eat no tombstones
And your belly won't fry, your belly won't fry.
Won't burn your belly line

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Pacing: 3.8
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Overall Rating: 3.8

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Pat - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Good stuff!
Wild Man - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
You know i'm lol right now! Humourous ar hell!
Claude Prez - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
It's not delivery; it's DiRito. Great job guy.

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