[V1]
Joy to the Bronx, the Yanks have won.
Their twenty-seventh ring.
Thanks to the flip by D.J.,
and the stopping of Jorge.
The homers hit by Alex
and Giambi's wooden sticks.
They scored 5, in game 4.
The 'Stros no more.

[V2]
Curse to the Sox, the '04 Champ'ons,
who'll ne'er more score a run.
It'sall ster'oids and luck.
Ortiz will always suck.
So will Manny and Pedro.
Deep in the dirt you'll go.
86, more years, of pain and tears.

[V3]
Rog rules baseball, he'll soon be in the hall.
with 7 Cy Youngs in hand.
Nop doubt he is the best,
he never needs a rest.
He will whiff those balls on by,
he'll make you want to cry.
His 300th win, in 2 thous'nd 3.