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Song Parodies -> "Tell Me What You Like in a Man"
Original Song Title:
"We Three Kings of Orient Are"
Original Performer:
Various
Parody Song Title:
"Tell Me What You Like in a Man"
Parody Written by:
glynn leaney
The Lyrics
TELL ME WHAT YOU LIKE IN A MAN
Tell me what you like in a man.
Should he have an all-over tan?
Like him wealthy, fit and healthy?
Please tell me if you can.
O, I can be your Mister Right.
Be there for you day and night.
Always grateful, never hateful,
I can be your guiding light!
Born to please, well that’s what they say.
Like to tease, but in a nice way.
Full of humour, that’s no rumour,
Laugh a lot everyday
O, I can be your Mister Right.
Be there for you day and night.
Always grateful, never hateful,
I can be your guiding light!
Girls I’ve known before you have said
I’m a stud, fantastic in bed.
Hot and horny (this sound corny?),
Like in the books I’ve read.
O, I can be your Mister Right.
Be there for you day and night.
Always grateful, never hateful,
I can be your guiding light!
I’ve a house you’d like very much.
Needs some decoration as such.
Lots of seating, central heating,
Still needs a woman’s touch.
O, I can be your Mister Right.
Be there for you day and night.
Always grateful, never hateful,
I can be your guiding light!
What about it? Am I your man?
Hear me; I’m your number one fan.
We’ll forever live together,
Imagine that if you can.
O, I can be your Mister Right.
Be there for you day and night.
Always grateful, never hateful,
I can be your guiding light!
Tell me what you like in a man.
Should he have an all-over tan?
Like him wealthy, fit and healthy?
Please tell me if you can.
O, I can be your Mister Right.
Be there for you day and night.
Always grateful, never hateful,
I can be your guiding light!
Born to please, well that’s what they say.
Like to tease, but in a nice way.
Full of humour, that’s no rumour,
Laugh a lot everyday
O, I can be your Mister Right.
Be there for you day and night.
Always grateful, never hateful,
I can be your guiding light!
Girls I’ve known before you have said
I’m a stud, fantastic in bed.
Hot and horny (this sound corny?),
Like in the books I’ve read.
O, I can be your Mister Right.
Be there for you day and night.
Always grateful, never hateful,
I can be your guiding light!
I’ve a house you’d like very much.
Needs some decoration as such.
Lots of seating, central heating,
Still needs a woman’s touch.
O, I can be your Mister Right.
Be there for you day and night.
Always grateful, never hateful,
I can be your guiding light!
What about it? Am I your man?
Hear me; I’m your number one fan.
We’ll forever live together,
Imagine that if you can.
O, I can be your Mister Right.
Be there for you day and night.
Always grateful, never hateful,
I can be your guiding light!
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