** So long, Farewell **

There's a room full of monkeys wiping tears from their eyes
And such wails from the people, too
And for the last time all these absurd little words
We’re trotting out, e.g. "cuck coup" (cuck coup, cuck coup)

A final composition
One parody submission
To say goodbye
To you

So long, farewell
We’ll miss you, Amiright
Been great to know
The fun folks of this site

To all
The trolls
We’ll bid a fair faquieu
Faquieu
Faquieu
To yieu and yieu and yieu

So long, farewell
Au revoir, auf Wiederseh'n
To all the friends
We hope might still be sane

So long, farewell
Auf Wiederseh'n, goodbye
No shit, we’ll hit
The trail and say goodbye
Goodbye

I'm sad to go
It ain’t hard to see why
For twenty years
We’ve posted on this si-
(te)

This site has gone
Offline and so must I
So long, farewell
Auf Wiederseh'n, goodbye

Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye


** Goodbye Cruel World **

Goodbye amiright
You’re leaving us today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye

Goodbye all you authors
Go somewhere else, OK?
Because you’ve had your time
Goodbye

** Goodbye-ee **

Goodbye-ee! Goodbye-ee!
Close the site amiright, time to die-ee
Though it's hard to start anew
What TF are we gonna do?
These titans, still writin’
Though we’ll be no longer amirightin’
It’s time to flee, see ya Chucky G
Thank you, toodle-oo, goodbye-ee!