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Song Parodies -> "Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Original Song Title:
"Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Original Performer:
Various Artists
Parody Song Title:
"Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Parody Written by:
The Anti-Corporate Outlaw
The Lyrics
Well, someone's gotta make fun of Slick Willy. :-)
As the intern dropped down, I heard a sound.
"Do you hear what I hear?"
The noise got louder as Monica went down.
"Do you hear what I hear?"
"My wife, my wife,
She probably has a knife,
So put your clothes on and run,
But our luck, she has a gun."
As I stained Monica's dress, I saw a sight.
"Do you see what I see?"
That stain's so visible, it's pearly white.
"Do you see what I see?"
"A stain, a stain,
You got a stain again,
So put your clothes on and run,
I hope they don't notice my cum.
As Monica went down, I had a thought.
"Do you know what I know?"
Lord know what will happen if we're caught.
"Do you know what I know?"
"The press, the press,
They heard about the dress,
So put your clothes on and run,
Before my wife comes with a gun."
As I talked to the almight press.
"Listen to what I say!"
They're bound to ask about the dress.
"Listen to what I say!"
"No sex, no sex,
I did not have no sex
With Miss Lewinsky, Monica.
I had sex with all your mamas."
"Do you hear what I hear?"
The noise got louder as Monica went down.
"Do you hear what I hear?"
"My wife, my wife,
She probably has a knife,
So put your clothes on and run,
But our luck, she has a gun."
As I stained Monica's dress, I saw a sight.
"Do you see what I see?"
That stain's so visible, it's pearly white.
"Do you see what I see?"
"A stain, a stain,
You got a stain again,
So put your clothes on and run,
I hope they don't notice my cum.
As Monica went down, I had a thought.
"Do you know what I know?"
Lord know what will happen if we're caught.
"Do you know what I know?"
"The press, the press,
They heard about the dress,
So put your clothes on and run,
Before my wife comes with a gun."
As I talked to the almight press.
"Listen to what I say!"
They're bound to ask about the dress.
"Listen to what I say!"
"No sex, no sex,
I did not have no sex
With Miss Lewinsky, Monica.
I had sex with all your mamas."
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