ERNIE,ALVIN,AND DADDY DAY CARE,originally "I Want A New Drug" by Huey Lewis And The News
Ernie sucks,
He's without Bert
You can hurt him with your knee
But he doesn't want to be hurt
Ernie sucks,
Without a rubber duckie
Who's playing "journey to Ernie"
Being happy-go-lucky
Edible Ernie's stupid
So does Steve Harvey
There's one thing that I should do
It's time to kill Ernie,time to kill Ernie

JOURNEY TO ERNIE,originally "Walking On Sunshine" by Katrina And The Waves
He wants to hide in somewhere else,now I know that it's true
And I do want to find that Ernie,I'm just getting through
Now,that two-headed monster's right at me,they stand in my way,no no no
They don't give me lousy directions,Ernie's there to stay
Woah yeh!
It's Journey to Ernie,wooah
It's Journey to Ernie,woooah
It's Journey to Ernie,woooah
And that's kinda fun!!

THE POWER RANGER FANGIRL JAMBOREE,originally "The Honker Duckie Dinger Jamboree" by Ernie of Sesame Street
Take a chance and join us
And I know you should agree
Our show is somewhat fancy
And they're cute and they're free
It's got pinks,yellows,whites,blues,and it's got me
It's the Power Ranger Fangirl Jamboree
The Power Ranger Fangirl Jamboree
"Time for Time Force,Wild Force access,Dino Thunder power up!"
If you want to fufill your Power Ranger prophecy
Nothing to it,you can do it
If you listen carefully
Karone,Dana,Kira
Jen,Alyssa,and Tori

WANT TO KILL ERNIE,originally "Dance Myself To Sleep" by Ernie of Sesame Street
Because I
Hit him with my knees
And I punch him in the face
A beatdown without Bert
What a big disgrace
I kick at his groin
And then I must agree
I want to kill Ernie
I wrap around his body
With lots of duct tape
What if you know what's happened
And I'm not irate
A strange someone I can count on
She's his new enemy
She wants to kill Ernie

ERNIE'S ONLY FROM SESAME STREET,originally "867-5309" by Tommy Tutone
Ernie,Ernie,must be our enemy
Just attack him only with your knees
I tried to beat him up but I lost my nerve
I tried my imagination,but I was disturbed
Ernie,is he edible
He needs to get away
Ernie with no rubber duckie
Ernie's Only From Sesame Street,Ernie's Only From Sesame Street
Ernie's Only From Sesame Street,Ernie's Only From Sesame Street
I hate him,I hate him
I hate this edible guy
I hate him,I hate him
Now we'll see him,we'll see him die

HOW FROGS LEAP,originally "How Things Grow" by Ernie of Sesame Street
For instance that Kermit doesn't leap like a hermit
Kermit can get around and leap like a clown
Meanwhile a hermit doesn't hop like Kermit,
The hermit crab walks,and Kermit can talk
Frogs can leap high
Frog can leap low
Some leap above the pond
Some leap below

ERNIE'S JOURNEY,originally "Sir Duke" by Stevie Wonder
Ernie has his rubber duckie too
It's one of the things Ernie just won't love
But here are some of other Ernies too
Including Ernie Hudson,you know who
For there's the Cookie Monster,Elmo,and the guy we like:Ernie
With a bird like Big Bird's seeking him
But sometimes he's hard to see
They can find him all over
They can find somebody named Ernie
They can find him all over
They can find somebody named Ernie

BIG DISGRACE,originally "One Fine Face" by Sesame Street
I'm losing hope (yes,losing hope)
And I felt wrong (oh,felt so wrong)
I almost just said that you are going against me (going against me)
You talk so loud (not really loud)
And you'd just scream (but please don't scream)
I may not interfere and I was saying in your dreams (and in your dreams)
I striked a pose (a funky pose)
And raising hell (why raising hell)
I've got to tell you something that I just can't tell (just can not tell)
You've got a real ugly attitude
Fond of bad taste
And you are such a big disgrace

LIKE BERT AND ERNIE,originally "Life In The Fast Lane" by The Eagles
Eager for pigeons and the duckie too
A visit with Big Bird,forget something rude
They knew all the right people,they do all the right stuff
They threw obvious parties,they are not rough or tough
There was fur on that Elmo,fur on Grover
They pretended not to notice there's nothing to get over
Out every evenin' until it was light
Bert was too tired to make it,Ernie's too tired to fight about it
Like Bert and Ernie,you got a rubber duckie
Like Bert and Ernie
Like Bert and Ernie,you're happy go lucky
Like Bert and Ernie

ERNIE,originally "Beat It" by Michael Jackson
And in his farm,he had two Honkers
As well as his bell-ringing Dinger
His duckie was yellow and is made of rubber
It's Ernie,here's Ernie
Some plants can grow high and some can grow low
Some grow above the ground,some grow below
He's singing a song called "How Things Grow"
He's Ernie,now you know he's gonna laugh
He's Ernie (Ernie),Ernie (Ernie)
Squeaking his rubber duckie
Have a little laugh
Having more fun
It doesn't matter if it's too numb
He's Ernie (Ernie),Ernie (Ernie)
Squeaking his rubber duckie
Have a little laugh
Having more fun
It doesn't matter if it's too numb
He's Ernie

BIG BIRD PLAYS JOURNEY TO ERNIE,originally "Is She Really Going Out With Him?" by Joe Jackson/Sugar Ray
Big Bird plays Journey To Ernie
Big Bird plays a game of hide and seek today
Big Bird plays Journey To Ernie
But if you find that Ernie now
The Journey to Ernie was done

RUBBER DUCKIE:MORTAL KOMBAT,originally "Rubber Duckie" by Ernie (of Sesame Street)
Mortal Kombat,that was fun
This game wasn't really numb
Mortal Kombat,I'm awfully fond of it
Every day when you
Pull his head out Sub-Zero
You did a fatality
You are such a hero
(Shao Kahn saying "fatality")
Mortal Kombat,has Kano
And Liu Kang,I just know
Mortal Kombat,I'm awfully fond of it

I REMEMBER BIG BIRD,originally "I Remember Larry" by Weird Al Yankovic
Say, do you remember when I go to Big Bird's nest
Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag
Then I dragged him by his legs to the middle of the forest
And stuffed him in a big plastic bag
And if Bert ever find him,
Who knows what they'd say
But I'm sure if Big Bird was still with us today
He would have to agree with me
It was a really good gag
Bert,where is Ernie
That bird's 8 feet,8 feet tall
I'll never forget about Big Bird
I'm fond of him that's all
Bert,where is Ernie
That bird's 8 feet,8 feet tall
I'll never forget about Big Bird
I'm fond of him that's all
I'm fond of him that's all

BIG BIRD'S IN THE JOURNEY,originally "The Cat's In The Cradle" by Harry Chapin
Big Bird's now eight just the other day
He said "Thank you,Bert",now come on let's play
You hide and I seek. Bert said not today
I've got a lot to do,he said,that's okay
Big Bird walked away and he smiled and he said
You know I'm going to be like you,Bert
You know I'm going to be like you
Big Bird's in the journey to find Ernie
The two-headed monster is distracting me
Ernie hides then Big bird seeks
The duckie that Ernie squeaks
The duckie that he squeaks

E IS FOR ERNIE,originally "C Is For Cookie" by Sesame Street
E is for Ernie,that wasn't Bert to me
E is for Ernie,that wasn't Bert to me
E is for Ernie,that wasn't Bert to me
Oh,Ernie,Ernie,Ernie starts with E
E is for Ernie,that wasn't Bert to me
E is for Ernie,that wasn't Bert to me
E is for Ernie,that wasn't Bert to me
Oh,Ernie,Ernie,Ernie starts with E

E IS FOR ERNIE OPERA STYLE,originally "C Is For Cookie Opera Style" by Sesame Street
Because Ernie really said he doesn't look like an E
You know Ernie? He's from Sesame Street,he still doesn't look like an E
He was still as great as Bert,I think
Oh,and Ernie's name starts with just an E
Yes,Ernie's name starts with just an E
And you should know that,so
E is for Ernie,that wasn't Bert to me
E is for Ernie,that wasn't Bert to me
E is for Ernie,that wasn't Bert to me
Oh,Ernie,Ernie,Ernie starts with E

JOURNEY TO ERMAC,originally "Journey To Ernie" by Sesame Street
It's Ermac (Ermac says "it's me")
I'd found you anyway
That Ermac ninja suit
You are from Lin Kuei
Your telekinesis
Tells us you're the one
We found him
We found him
(Shao Kahn laughs)
Our journey to Ermac is done

SESAME STREET PRESENTS:NIGHTMARE TOLERANCE,originally "Guilty Conscience" by Eminem
[Elmo] Alright,stop! [burping sound]
Now before you attack Ernie with your bestest knee
And kill that stupid girl,your enemy
Just pick the truth or the consequence [farting sound]
Is she fond of tolerance
[Telly] That's nonsense!
Go ahead and kill the girlfiend and run to a stranger's darn house
Be allergic to her,and you're a pottymouth
Tell them you need a place to hide
You'll be safe for days if you sing Weird Al's "this here Anakin guy"
[Grover] Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
The bad neighbors that know you and they'll murder you
Think about it before you get sick of Ernie
Look for that Big Bird,he wasn't so funny
[Bert] Bless that! Do that crap! Shoot that punk!
Can you afford to blow this crap? You're being stunk!
Why you give a bless if she dies? You saw this hunk?
Do you really think he gives a bless if you are dumb?
[Zoe] Bert,don't do it,it's not worth it to give up! [burping sound]
Not over this crap [farting sound] Will you shut up? [screaming]
Don't even listen to Ernie,he's bad for you
[Elmo] You know what Zo? Elmo hates your attitude.

BE POWER RANGERS,originally "Put Down The Duckie" by Sesame Street
You gotta be Power Rangers
Be Power Rangers
Be Power Rangers
Yeah,you gotta be Rangers,that's right
You gotta be Power Rangers
Be Power Rangers
Be Power Rangers
If there's a monster you want to fight
You gotta be Power Rangers
Be Power Rangers
Be Power Rangers
Yeah,you gotta be Rangers,that's right
You gotta be Power Rangers
Be Power Rangers
Be Power Rangers
If there's a monster you want to fight