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Song Parodies -> "Get A Ho! Get A Ho! Get A Ho!"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!"

Original Performer:

Vaughn Monroe

Parody Song Title:

"Get A Ho! Get A Ho! Get A Ho!"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Oh, the level of whining's frightful
And the wife is feeling spiteful
Time to call in a pro
Get a ho! Get a ho! Get a ho!

It doesn't take too much shopping
To get those pants a-dropping
As long as you got the dough
Get a ho! Get a ho! Get a ho!

When I finally stain your blouse
How I'll hate going back to just porn
But if you ever tell my spouse
I will regret I was born

Cause it probably would annoy her
And she knows a damn good lawyer
And I would end up too po
To get a ho! Get a ho! Get a ho!
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Rick D - November 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Ho-ho-ho
Johnny D - November 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Looking for a little professional help stuffing your stocking, eh?
Leah Lockhart - November 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Hee hee. You said "po." ;-)
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Seems we´re the ones near each others subjects today. How about I send one of my shapeshifting mutants over. :-)
Guy - November 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Too much ho makes you po' makes you po'. Nice parody.
Melhi - November 23, 2003 - Report this comment
ROFL!
Adagio - November 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy...ho ho ho (that was a laugh?)
Michael Pacholek - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Up to your old tricks, I see.
Diva - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Cute song. Since it's the world's oldest profession, you'd think they'd teach a class on the subject in community college LOL!
Michael Pacholek - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Community college, Diva? Would that be government subsidized? How about this: Guy goes to the doctor. Wait, I'd better fix that. A guy goes to the doctor. Doc says, "You need more sex. Here's the address of a good bordello." The guy goes, receives, uh, parts and labor, and then the whore says, "That'll be 50 bucks." And the guy says, "I've got Blue Cross."
Diva - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
The world is changing so rapidly, Micheal. It would not surprise me a bit.
Royce Miller - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Claude, I was looking at your parody today cause I did one of this song, and some idiot had given you 4's; someone who probably couldn't touch your parodies with a 10 foot pole.(!)
Claude Prez - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow thanks Royce

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