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Song Parodies -> "Lay 'em Low, Lay 'Em Low, Lay 'Em Low."

Original Song Title:

"Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow"

Original Performer:

Vaughn Monroe

Parody Song Title:

"Lay 'em Low, Lay 'Em Low, Lay 'Em Low."

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Oh, gang bangers can be so frightful,
Those sales clerks can be so spiteful.
And if they give you any woe,
Lay 'em low, lay 'em low, lay 'em low.

The next time one starts to popping,
You can use their head for mopping.
So when they mess over your show,
Lay 'em low, lay 'em low, lay 'em low.

When they look like they will ignite,
You can pile on 'em just like a swarm.
But if they really want to fight,
You can sure make them con-form.

Patience they keep on trying,
If it's clear they're still defying.
And if they insist on a row,
Lay 'em low, lay 'em low, lay 'em low.

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 2.7
Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 3

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Adagio - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job! You really jumped on this one. 5's :D

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