-> "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"
Original Song Title:
"Ode to a SuperHero"
Parody Song Title:
"Texas Chainsaw Massacre"
The Lyrics
Poor Franklin Hardesty, was pitiful
He could only sit in his chair
While the rest of his friends went a frolicking
He heard a noise, and got scared
Then he wheeled on down to the little house
That was at the bottom of the hill
And now Franklin knows, why everyone goes
But then never comes back around.
He killed one again, he is Leatherface
He didn't put up a fight.
And he won't have a chance to tell anyone
What happens in Texas at night.
Now Sally not only was a friend of his,
She also happened to be his sis
But to her great surprise, in front of her eyes
She found out Franklin had been slain
Yes Franklin was her responsibility
She had no idea she could have been
So stupid, she knows that she'll see that sight
Again, and again, and again
Now the Sawyers were big time Cannibalist's
Who killed and ate everyone
There kid had gone screwy and before you knew he
Was going to kill everyone.
Now he's killing and peeling the faces off
Of the victims that just come along
Cause he makes his on Hannibal Lector mask
You never see him with out it on.
He killed one again, he is Leatherface
He didn't put up a fight.
And he won't have a chance to tell anyone
What happens in Texas at night.
It's a pretty bad day for miss Hardesty
All her friends had bitten the dust.
And she heard someone say, this happens every day
A Chainsaw Massacre anyone.
The Sawyer's came back for Sally know
But a big truck runs one of them down
Leatherface didn't cry, because he is a guy
So he just screams and spins himself round
He killed one again, he is Leatherface
He didn't put up a fight.
And he won't have a chance to tell anyone
What happens in Texas at night.
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