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Song Parodies -> "Hogwart Futures"
Original Song Title:
"Headline News"
Original Performer:
Weird Al Yankovic
Parody Song Title:
"Hogwart Futures"
Parody Written by:
wdh
The Lyrics
This paroday talks about Harry,Hermione,and Ron from Harry Potter
Once, there was this baby who
Had his parents killed by He-Who-Shan't-Be-Named
And when they met again
Harry won, and all wizards were saved
He wasn't very smart, but people say he was brave
Mmm mmm mmm mmm. Mmm mmm mmm mmm.
Once, there was this girl who
Memorized all her school books and was tooop in her school
And when she got old
She became a teacher that taught kids to duel
Mmm mmm mmm mmm. Mmm mmm mmm mmm.
Mmm mmm mmm mmm. Mmm mmm mmm mmm.
They pay with sickles annd knuts
And had a lot of guts
And then, there was this boy who
Was in a family of 7 and had red hair
And when he grew up
He dissapeerd after eating a cursed pear
Nobody could explain it,
He'd always just been there
Mmm mmm mmm mmm. Mmm mmm mmm mmm.
Mmm mmm mmm mmm. Mmm mmm mmm mmm.
Ahh ahh ahh ahh. Ahh ahh ahh ahh.
Ahh ahh ahh ahh. Ahh ahh ahh ahh.
Had his parents killed by He-Who-Shan't-Be-Named
And when they met again
Harry won, and all wizards were saved
He wasn't very smart, but people say he was brave
Mmm mmm mmm mmm. Mmm mmm mmm mmm.
Once, there was this girl who
Memorized all her school books and was tooop in her school
And when she got old
She became a teacher that taught kids to duel
Mmm mmm mmm mmm. Mmm mmm mmm mmm.
Mmm mmm mmm mmm. Mmm mmm mmm mmm.
They pay with sickles annd knuts
And had a lot of guts
And then, there was this boy who
Was in a family of 7 and had red hair
And when he grew up
He dissapeerd after eating a cursed pear
Nobody could explain it,
He'd always just been there
Mmm mmm mmm mmm. Mmm mmm mmm mmm.
Mmm mmm mmm mmm. Mmm mmm mmm mmm.
Ahh ahh ahh ahh. Ahh ahh ahh ahh.
Ahh ahh ahh ahh. Ahh ahh ahh ahh.
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