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Song Parodies -> "Brozilian"
Original Song Title:
"Maria"
Original Performer:
West Side Story Broadway musical cast
Parody Song Title:
"Brozilian"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
Spending a little too much time at the pubic library lately.
ME (or YOU)
(spoken)
Brozilian. . .Brozilian. . .
(now sing)
There's a new fashion trend that's phenomenal:
Brozilian. . .
Brozilian, Brozilian, Brozilian. . .
It's an actual thing for a cost that is nominal. . .
Brozilian,
Brozilian, Brozilian, Brozilian. . .
Brozilian!
I got a Groupon for Brozilian--
I googled for some facts
And found that it means wax
For men!
Brozilian--
My personal wax pro was Jillian--
She gave me steamy towels
Brought out a tiny trowel
And then...
Brozilian!
Well-endowed,
And you're smooth for playing!
Get it wrong,
Well, it's almost like spaying. . .
Brozilian...
I'm ready for gay men's cotillion. . .
Brozilian!
Brozilian! Brozilian! Brozilian!
Brozilian!
Brozilian! Brozilian! Brozilian!
Brozilian!
Take three Advil before your service--
Smoke some weed--
Unless that makes you nervous--
Brozilian. . .
My poor aching crotch is vermilion. . .
The protrusion astounds but my thing sure hurts. . .
Broziiiiiiiiiiiiiii. . .lian. . .
(spoken)
Brozilian. . .Brozilian. . .
(now sing)
There's a new fashion trend that's phenomenal:
Brozilian. . .
Brozilian, Brozilian, Brozilian. . .
It's an actual thing for a cost that is nominal. . .
Brozilian,
Brozilian, Brozilian, Brozilian. . .
Brozilian!
I got a Groupon for Brozilian--
I googled for some facts
And found that it means wax
For men!
Brozilian--
My personal wax pro was Jillian--
She gave me steamy towels
Brought out a tiny trowel
And then...
Brozilian!
Well-endowed,
And you're smooth for playing!
Get it wrong,
Well, it's almost like spaying. . .
Brozilian...
I'm ready for gay men's cotillion. . .
Brozilian!
Brozilian! Brozilian! Brozilian!
Brozilian!
Brozilian! Brozilian! Brozilian!
Brozilian!
Take three Advil before your service--
Smoke some weed--
Unless that makes you nervous--
Brozilian. . .
My poor aching crotch is vermilion. . .
The protrusion astounds but my thing sure hurts. . .
Broziiiiiiiiiiiiiii. . .lian. . .
©Bob "I Wish I Knew Sports Like Ann Killion" Gomez 2013
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Bob - To steal a terrible joke...I know what a billion is and what a trillion is, but just how much is a Brozilian? Nice one. ;D
Thank you, Man. I think a Brozilian is somewhere in between a gazillion and the federal deficit.
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