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Song Parodies -> "Ivanka"
Original Song Title:
"Maria"
Original Performer:
West Side Story (Musical)
Parody Song Title:
"Ivanka"
Parody Written by:
John Dacey
The Lyrics
Purging all the trumpian stuff before the upcoming election results renders them no longer topical. Moose call for comparison: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cO2UWlff4s
The most atonal noise I ever heard:
Ivanka
All the nasally grunts of the world in a single word . . .
Ivanka Ivanka Ivanka Ivanka . . .
I dread hearing the name Ivanka
As musical as moose
Or angry honking goose
Could be.
Ivanka
If you say the name of Ivanka
The baying of a hound
A pig that's nearly drowned
At sea!
Ivanka!
Dissonant as a drunk piper playing
Said aloud it's a jackass that's braying
Ivanka
I'll stop you from saying Ivanka
The sound I most wished I had never heard
Ivanka
Ivanka
All the nasally grunts of the world in a single word . . .
Ivanka Ivanka Ivanka Ivanka . . .
I dread hearing the name Ivanka
As musical as moose
Or angry honking goose
Could be.
Ivanka
If you say the name of Ivanka
The baying of a hound
A pig that's nearly drowned
At sea!
Ivanka!
Dissonant as a drunk piper playing
Said aloud it's a jackass that's braying
Ivanka
I'll stop you from saying Ivanka
The sound I most wished I had never heard
Ivanka
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How do you solve a problem like Ivanka? (I checked: No one's written that parody yet.)
Anybody who gives her daddy lap dances and lets him squeeze her tits ain't wrapped too tight.
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