I'm going to scan the city,
Scan the city for some fun.
I'm going to scan the city,
Scan for pretty dears that stun.
They got some crazy ribald women there,
And I'm goin' on the run.

I'm gonna sneak-land on a dormer,
Stealth, speed and time.
I'm gonna sneak-land on a dormer,
Wealth, weed and wine.
Seek some tan and pretty ladies,
With my cobbled up grand and gritty lines.

Well I might wake a dame,
I might stake a claim,
But if the ladies balk,
I'll go inside their brains.

I'm going to have no pity,
Have no pity when I'm done.
They got some zany frizzled women there,
And I'm gonna have some fun.

Ah, but you know I'm flustered!
Ah, yah!

Well, if I strain, lurch and strum,
I know they're gonna sigh.
Gotta find a can-do lady,
Glance at teasin' eyes.

I'm going to have them giddy,
Have them giddy, beer and rum.
They got some shaky dimpled women there,
And I'm gonna have some fun.
They got some flaky simple women there,
And I'm goin' on the run.