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Song Parodies -> "The Use of Them?"
Original Song Title:
"Jerusalem"
Original Performer:
William Blake
Parody Song Title:
"The Use of Them?"
Parody Written by:
LucidLupin LeeBee
The Lyrics
...a spam song
And did this spam in modern time
Stalk upon this land's macs and pcs
A wink's not as good as a nod
On this land's present secure screens
I didn't count them once past nine
Sent as a con - a crowded hail
And what's the use of them sent to here
Amongst the junk mechanic mail?
Filter my mail discerning bold
Filter the circulars so dire
Filter the spam do as your told
Filter's a lariat on hire
They'll not increase or get in sight
Nor shall a word creep in my head
So what on earth's the use of them?
In this hand spam is rendered dead
Stalk upon this land's macs and pcs
A wink's not as good as a nod
On this land's present secure screens
I didn't count them once past nine
Sent as a con - a crowded hail
And what's the use of them sent to here
Amongst the junk mechanic mail?
Filter my mail discerning bold
Filter the circulars so dire
Filter the spam do as your told
Filter's a lariat on hire
They'll not increase or get in sight
Nor shall a word creep in my head
So what on earth's the use of them?
In this hand spam is rendered dead
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nb excuse the typo in the third verse - it should of course be "you're" not "your"
You are a genius im sure you could make a fortune doing this for a living, excellent as per usual you talented lady.
Hmm dont know about that - I wish! ;) Thanks Maggi x
Another cracker! xx
i had fun singing along...5s
Inspiring excellent parodies like this is the only thing spam is good for :-)
Brief, but strangely epic! 555
nice job. keep it up 555
Thanks Darryll, alvin, Adam, Kristof and carol for the votes and comments ;-)
I can't get the damned tune out of my head now! LOL x
excellent, one of your best, proud of you 555
Sorry I DKTOS here LLLB but I think Adam nailed it.
Thanks Ruthie, Stephen & Red Ant! ;-)
Absolutely excellent - I'm still laughing at this one. (A spot on The Now Show awaits you.)
Thank you Monsieur Bidgie - How do I contact the Now show? ;-P ;)
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