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Song Parodies -> "She'd Be So Easy to Use"
Original Song Title:
"You'd Be So Easy to Love"
Original Performer:
William Gaxton (via Cole Porter)
Parody Song Title:
"She'd Be So Easy to Use"
Parody Written by:
Al Silver
The Lyrics
This is inspired by Mr. Arndt's description of humanoids used for sexual purposes. "The inflatable penile prosthesis consists of two attached cylinders, a reservoir, and a pump which are placed surgically in the body. The two cylinders are inserted in the penis and connected by tubing to a separate reservoir of fluid. The reservoir is implanted under the groin muscles. A pump is also connected to the system and sits under the loose skin of the scrotal sac, between the testicles." -- WebMD "A sex doll (also love doll or blow up doll) is a type of sex toy in the size and shape of a sexual partner..." -- Wikipedia
REFRAIN 1
She'd be so easy to use,
So easy to penetrate and fun to abuse,
So worth incisions for,
So swell to risk ev’rybody’s derisions for.
I’d feel so grand at the game
So pleased with my implant and inflatable dame,
It's great to be
Immune from E.D.,
'Cause she'd be, oh, so easy to use.
REFRAIN 2
She'd be so easy to use,
An armful of latex that was made to amuse,
So worth dissection for,
So swell to have a synthetic erection for.
We could have sex without guilt,
Just her with no brain, and me refusing to wilt.
Prosthetically,
I do guarantee
That she'd be, oh, so easy to use.
REFRAIN 3
She'd be so easy to use,
So docile and quiet and not one to refuse,
So worth the surgeon's knife,
So swell imagining that she's my wedded wife.
I'd kiss her after she made
A few extra bucks at the Thanksgiving Parade.
Technology
Will benefit me,
'Cause she'd be, oh, so easy to use.
She'd be so easy to use,
So easy to penetrate and fun to abuse,
So worth incisions for,
So swell to risk ev’rybody’s derisions for.
I’d feel so grand at the game
So pleased with my implant and inflatable dame,
It's great to be
Immune from E.D.,
'Cause she'd be, oh, so easy to use.
REFRAIN 2
She'd be so easy to use,
An armful of latex that was made to amuse,
So worth dissection for,
So swell to have a synthetic erection for.
We could have sex without guilt,
Just her with no brain, and me refusing to wilt.
Prosthetically,
I do guarantee
That she'd be, oh, so easy to use.
REFRAIN 3
She'd be so easy to use,
So docile and quiet and not one to refuse,
So worth the surgeon's knife,
So swell imagining that she's my wedded wife.
I'd kiss her after she made
A few extra bucks at the Thanksgiving Parade.
Technology
Will benefit me,
'Cause she'd be, oh, so easy to use.
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Al - Nothing artificial here. ;D
Sudden inspiration is the best kind. Ingenious! Five buckets of ice water hurled thrice.
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