Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "If You'd Voted For Gephardt"

Original Song Title:

"If I Only Had a Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wizard Of Oz

Parody Song Title:

"If You'd Voted For Gephardt"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Going back home to Ma Kettle,
Fourth place I'll have to settle,
Politics and I will part.

I act like Alfred Newman,
But I coulda been a Truman,
If I coulda made the chart.

A contender governmental,
Coulda been presidential,
If you'd voted for Gephardt.

My views are kinda narrow,
And I can be a culero,
But I'm really just a fart.

So you see,
I'm history.
Didn't win, place or show,
So it looks like Johnnie-o.
Lost my seat,
I'm beat.

My career was pure devotion,
Wanted a promotion,
But now I will depart.

It wasn't Al and Tipper,
And it won't be Jane and Dicker.
So say good-night Dick, Gephardt.
Previous Parody Added to the Site | Next Parody Added to the Site

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 


In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0
Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
  1
  1
  
 2   0
  0
  0
  
 3   0
  0
  0
  
 4   0
  0
  0
  
 5   1
  1
  1
  

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Jack Wilson - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!!!!! Awesome job! Love the Oz parodies!
Adagio - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I can imagine him dancing around.
Johnny D - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Looks like the Wicked Warlock Of The Senate burned-off his eyebrows. 5's
John Jenkins - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody, Guy. I confess that I am old enough to remember the "Good night Dick" line from "Laugh In." I think that we parody writers are really going to miss Dick Gephardt.
2nz - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent. You had me at governmental/presidential. Oh, do you know Billy Joel's tune "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant" and do you remember anything about Wild Man? No real reason for asking, just interested...

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/wizardofoz4.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 982