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Say, where’d twenty-thirteen go?
Stormed on through!
Huge typhoons hit Manilla
Sharknado thrashed us too!
Say, where’d twenty-thirteen go?
Names in news—
NSA, Zimmer, Ford: all
Fifty Shades of ‘You Lose’

Recall the coolest Pope was crowned
The Royals birthed while Weiner lost
‘Erlections’
Then Dean and Duck Boy both ‘retired’
While Armstrong ‘fessed and Kanye sired
His One Di-rection!

Say, where’d twenty-thirteen go?
Breaking Bad—
‘Bama, Bynes, Biebs and Boehner
All of ‘em barking mad
Say, where’d twenty-thirteen go?
Star Warsy! Snowden leaked on his wiki:
‘Lucas subverts Disney’

This year we rarely found rainbows
with methy-mayor politicos
entreating!
While Lohan ‘habed and Robin raunched
it’s Kim Un’s ‘missile’ Rodman launched
Our Gran’s were twee-ting!

Say prayer: Next year is better
No sure bet—
That hope’s drubbed ‘cause Healthcare-dot-gov’s
spawned the first Skynet…

Let’s pray that ‘Fourteen brings more cheer
‘cause things ain’t twerking out
that great
this
year!