Americans
News bomb! Osama is dead. Which terrorist? The 9/11 terrorist!
News bomb! Osama Bin Laden is dead
Turn on CNN - sleepy head, change the channel, get out of bed
Wake up, Osama Bin Laden is dead. He's gone where the wicked go,
To hell below - below - below. Go, let's tune in and watch the videos and hear the New Yorkers shout
News bomb, May 1st 2011, Osama’s been hunted by pros, since ten years ago
Let all the world know
Osama Bin Laden is finally dead!
President
As President of the United States, in the greatest nation in the world, I can tell you that we possess the body secretly
CIA Intelligence Officer
But we've got to verify it officially, to see
President
To see?
CIA Intelligence Officer
If he
President
If he?
CIA Intelligence Officer
Is mortally, fatally
Military No.1
bodily, physically
Military No. 2
Positively, unequivocally
Americans
Undeniably and reliably DEAD
Special Forces soldier
As a combat soldier I must affirm, I thoroughly examined him
And he's not only merely dead, after the fire-fight he's really most gruesomely dead
President
Then this is a day of closure for all Americans and their descendants
CIA Intelligence Officer
Even if the Arab world resents us
President
Yes, let the joyous news be spread, the US has finally cut off Al Qaida‘s head!