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Song Parodies -> "If I Didn't Have to Fart"
Original Song Title:
"If Only I Had a Heart"
Original Performer:
Wizard of Oz theme
Parody Song Title:
"If I Didn't Have to Fart"
Parody Written by:
Brady Twins
The Lyrics
Who loves gross songs?!
(Guy)
When a man is full of gases
He shouldn't come to masses
And so I'm torn apart
I would not eat chicken
It doesn't make me human
If I didn't have to fart
It's too stinky, too full of gas
And awful habit-tual
Regarding food of art
I'd be friends with a model
Not some guy who eat cereal
If I didn't have to fart
Picture me a baked black beans
A voice screams high in a brink
(Girl)
"Oh, Romeo! You stink!"
(Guy)
I smell the gas, not sweet!
I could feel the wind from the rear, actually so stinky
And I don't feel the part
I could stay sweet and freshly
And be with my chickpea
If I didn't have to fart.
When a man is full of gases
He shouldn't come to masses
And so I'm torn apart
I would not eat chicken
It doesn't make me human
If I didn't have to fart
It's too stinky, too full of gas
And awful habit-tual
Regarding food of art
I'd be friends with a model
Not some guy who eat cereal
If I didn't have to fart
Picture me a baked black beans
A voice screams high in a brink
(Girl)
"Oh, Romeo! You stink!"
(Guy)
I smell the gas, not sweet!
I could feel the wind from the rear, actually so stinky
And I don't feel the part
I could stay sweet and freshly
And be with my chickpea
If I didn't have to fart.
Smell the laughter!
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What laughter?.... (distant coughs in distance) .... (church bell clangs) ... (Wind whistles through street) ... (Tumbleweed rolls across floor) ... I can't hear any laughter....
heh... The tin-man on the can.
Ooh Terrance? Yes Philip? BriiiiiP!! Hahaha, you farted. 555
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, that was...........................interesting(I think.).
DRTOS well enough to vote, but Terrance and Phillip are from the TV show " South Park " and ALL they do is fart jokes.
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