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Song Parodies -> "Dolphin"

Original Song Title:

"Penguins"

Original Performer:

Young Dolph

Parody Song Title:

"Dolphin"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here's a song all about the dolphin.
Ice motherfuckin' hot, that boy, he a dolphin, he a dolphin

[Key Glock:]
Yeah, yeah, that nigga hot
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot
Yeah, that nigga swim (Yeah)
Swim, swim, swim, swim, swim, swim, swim, swim, swim, swim, swim, swim, swim
Yeah, that nigga swim, uh (Yeah)
Surface rivers on me, but everything still on go (Go)
Couple rappers do not like me 'cause I fucked they ho
Yeah, trickin' on these bitches, that's somethin' that I don't know
Know, know, know, know, know, know, how to do
Yeah, it's a big difference right between me and you (And you)
I can show you hustle, how to ball, and how to swim (Baow)
Yeah, I can show you hustle, how to ball, and how to swim (Baow, baow)
I've been doin' this since a jit, lil' bitch, this here ain't nothin' new
New, new, new, new, new, new, new, new
Money comin' in, swim, I like my shit in all blue
I'm 'bout to buy another truck and finna give away my coupe
I'm shootin' shit like the dolphins, bitch, I ball, yeah, I'm truth
Truth, truth, truth, truth, truth, truth, truth, truth (Yeah)
Uh, I just poured some Wockhardt up in my Mountain Dew, Dew (Yeah)
I be shittin' on these niggas, that's all that I do, do (Yeah)
I be shittin' on these niggas, that's all that I do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Yeah, I be shittin' on all these niggas, that's all that I do (I do)
I be shittin' on all these niggas, that's all that I do (Do)
I be shittin' on all these niggas, that's all that I do (Do, do, do, do, do, do, do)

Oh, that's how you comin', Glock?
Okay

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go (Go)
I don't follow rules, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Did I fuck his bitch? For sure (For sure)
For sure (For sure), for sure (For sure), for sure (For sure), for sure (For sure, my bad), for sure (For sure)
I had to 'cause he a ho
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho (Hey, hey)
I went to school with a box, before lunch time, I had it sold
I ain't surprised that swim a rat, I remember, eleventh grade, he told
Had all the bitches doing my work for me, was too busy sellin' O's (On God)
I've been a smart lil' motherfucker, used to have my niggas to bring the poles
And you've been a ho
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho (Ha-ha), ho, ho, ho, ho (Yeah, yeah)
Come to the 'partments, get it for the low (Pull up)
That girl head so good, call her the Great Whale, she took my soul (Soul)
She started out fast, then went slow, I'm like, "Woah" (Woah)
This bitch head so good that I can feel it in my toes (Woo)
Dirty motherfucker, but that boy Elliot got me swim (Yeah)
Humble as fuck, but I'll still shit on you like I'm supposed to (Yeah)
She fantasize about givin' me head inside my Rolls
They don't like me, fuck 'em, ball on they bitch ass like Derrick Rose
Trappin' in a mountain, next day I'm swimmin' in Bethel Grove
Money by the pound and I pour that Wock'-Wock' up by the fours (Wock')
Money by the pound and I pour that Wock'-Wock' up by the four
Four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four
Look how she bounce it, she a pro
Pro, pro, pro, pro, pro, pro, pro, pro, pro, pro (Woo)
She a super slut, she suck it 'til she choke
Choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke (Okay)
Is he a street nigga or a rich swimmer? Bitch, I'm both
Smashed her six days in a row then turned into the Great White Shark (Gone)
That pussy too good, baby, I had to go detox (Woo)
That pussy too good, baby, I had to go detox (Hol' up)
If that pussy whack, bitch, you can't get a pair of Swimmer (Uh-uh)
If that pussy whack, bitch, you can't get a pair of Swimmer (Sorry)
Got a bad Latina chick, she look just like Selena
She don't sing, but when I get behind her, she turn into a singer
Went from standin' in the trap to standin' on stage in arenas (Uh)
That boy, he a genius
Ice motherfuckin' hot, that boy, he a dolphin (He a dolphin, he a dolphin, he a dolphin, he a dolphin, he a dolphin, he a dolphin, he a dolphin, he a dolphin, he a dolphin, he a dolphin, he a dolphin, he a dolphin)

Ice-ice motherfuckin' hot, that boy, he a dolphin, he a dolphin, he a dolphin, he a dolphin, he a dolphin
Let's swim!

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