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Song Parodies -> "Unhealthy, Too Lean"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest Soap TV Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Unhealthy, Too Lean"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Meet real-life Ukrainian Barbie Doll Valerie Lukyanova who has a body 35-18-34! That's pretty close to Barbie doll's 39-18-33 for her size at 5' 7" (Barbie would be 6' tall)!
Unhealthy, too lean
Unhealthy, too lean
Trying to look like a Barbie Doll
Is not a natural thing!

Smiley!
Blonde Hottie!
Waistline... too tiny!

Waiting for bust implants obscene
She's gonna tip over, Dolly, move over
For yet another Barbie Queen!

Downside of all Barbie hopes
To succeed... but not be a clone!
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Jonathan - January 14, 2016 - Report this comment
sounds to me like she could use a little meat in her... get your minds out of the gutter! I mean hamburgers! 5's
Rob Arndt - January 14, 2016 - Report this comment
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Rob Arndt - January 14, 2016 - Report this comment
Small error. Her first name is Valeria, not Valerie! She's gonna be in a foreign sci-fi film as a remote-controlled killer operated by evil aliens! Doesn't that violate her Barbie code of ethics?
Jonathan - January 14, 2016 - Report this comment
yeeshie wowie! that picture up there... that looks painful!
Rob Arndt - January 15, 2016 - Report this comment
With that waist, where are her intestines? Must eat like a bird...

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