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Song Parodies -> "A Sight Unseen"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest Soap TV Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"A Sight Unseen"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Canadian Hyperstealth has created a cloaking material that bends light. No details, but videos. US Army partnered but has backed away. No reason given except for an independent US technology.
A sight unseen,
A sight unseen,
Quantum Stealth bends light
Around human beings!
(And other things)

Nanotech?
Chromatech?
Phasic tech?

Hides things from satellites
and foreign enemies!
A really good technology
for air, land, or sea!

US Army agreement broke,
But civil app coming from these same folks!

INVISA-B!!!
Note: although proven to defeat the human eye, optics, IR, and thermal tech, it would not beat German anti-cammo device that detects all non-plant and tree things. Although object or person would not be outlined, a red area would be spotted. German system developed in 2000s!
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Jonathan - February 09, 2016 - Report this comment
but I thought that was has been seen could not be unseen? :P 5's
Rob Arndt - February 09, 2016 - Report this comment
I see... or rather I don't!!!

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