Freakin hilarious, that was great, and we finalyl get hear The Real Red Ant...y

YES!!!!

What can I say, you finally did it. What took you so long? Your voice is awesome, and you got some serious chops kid!

A line from the OS sums this one up: "It's a disaster! Such a catastrophe!" The pacing? Yes, it's the same, but everything else makes poomaster look like Mister Rogers.

Thanks Jack, Joel, Matthias and SYK.

Jack : I think the real Red Ant just stood up, lol.

Matthias: What took so long was finding a decent backing track and figuring out how to use recording software. The way I recorded this was very unsophisticated at best (I'll post my method on the MB soon)... I hope to figure out more on recordings later.

Someone: Thanks for acknowledging my pacing is as good as TOS, something you failed to do when you read the lyrics I originally posted... I'm curious why you'd bother to listen to a recording of something you already knew you wouldn't like...

Just making a point, potty-mouth boy.

Jonathan, err, "Someone you know", you have no point. Although conversing with you is slightly less productive than talking to my cat, I'd like to offer some friendly advice to you: speaking to others in the manner you do does you no favors. I suggest that, in the future, you watch what you say, or at least rephrase it so you don't come off as a patronizing, condescending, know-it-all little brat. Otherwise, I suspect I'll be seeing a video clip of you getting owned on Ebaum's World from saying the wrong thing one too many times to the wrong person.

A little support for the J: Red, your parody does get one thing right; there *IS* no humor in swearing, or, at least, swearing excessively. When literally half the song has to be censored, it falls from funny, to annoying, to vulgar. And that isn't something this respectable site needs.

One last comment to you: I ran my parody lyrics completely uncensored through the messageboard profanity filter: it changed a total of 8 words, hardly "half the song". I self-censored those 8 words, and many many others, FAR more than necessary. Granted the FCC (and people like you) would have me change more of it, and I almost considered a remix for you, but decided the five minutes worth of edits takes all the bite out my of parody, thus neutering it and making it lose all its meaning.

You know something else this site needs? Less anonymouse commentors. Anonymously drumming up support for Jon S when in fact you are Jon S is extremely pathetic in my opinion. I write parodies under my name (okay, a pen name, but anyone who reads the bottom comments knows my real name) and state my views under my name. Where is the harm in doing so on your end?

You obviously don't like this parody, and that's fine with me ("Not everybody will follow me"). Your continued posting of how much you dislike this parody is tantamount to trolling.

Hey Jack! This sounded very good, I am impressed! Tough song too, you did a good job rapping.

Excellent all around, Jack! Amazing first effort! Why didn't you tell me this was here?