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I'm not a cell phone owner like most people (I've tried to avoid it as long as I can), but I was thinking certain ring tones might be inappropriate if the phone rings at the wrong time.

I'm not talking about just ringing at a bad time, but more like, picking a tone with lyrics in it like "i like big butts" when passing by a Layne Bryant store. Though, who knows, if you picked that tone maybe that's a good thing.

Bad Ringtone Choices, The Smashing Pumpkins

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The Smashing Pumpkins', "Ava Adore"
The Lyrics:
I'll pull all your crooked teeth
You'll be perfect just like me
Why:
You should really think about using this lyric before you go into your dentist's office. If you have kids this just might be the ringtone that would give them nightmares.
Submitted by: Celeste

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