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I'm not a cell phone owner like most people (I've tried to avoid it as long as I can), but I was thinking certain ring tones might be inappropriate if the phone rings at the wrong time.

I'm not talking about just ringing at a bad time, but more like, picking a tone with lyrics in it like "i like big butts" when passing by a Layne Bryant store. Though, who knows, if you picked that tone maybe that's a good thing.

Bad Ringtone Choices, Van Halen

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Van Halen's, "Hot For Teacher"
The Lyrics:
I've got bad
got it bad
got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
I've got it bad
so bad
I'm hot for teacher
Why:
What happens when this ringtone goes off in front of your teacher? Everyone thinks that you're crushing on the teacher.
Submitted by: Celeste
Van Halen's, "Hot For Teacher"
The Lyrics:
Want it bad
Want it bad
Want it bad
I'm hot for teacher
Why:
Well, why else? You're sitting in class and your stupid cell phone goes off. Now your teacher thinks you have a crush on her (if you're a guy) or him (if you're a girl).
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
Van Halen's, "Jump"
The Lyrics:
Go ahead, jump!
Jump!
Might as well jump.
Why:
Not exactly what you want to hear when you're talking someone off of a ledge.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly

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