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And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore
Pauly Shore
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
 
Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest
 To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt.
Leonard  Nimoy
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
 
So, finally I go over and I open the door, and just as I suspected,
 It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril.
 Oh man, I hate it when I'm right!
Flock Of Seagulls
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
 
I haven't been in a crowd like this 
 Since I went to see The Who
The Who
Submitted by: The Fat Cat
 
There's Simon Cowell
 Oh! Ozzy's family!
 Plus 'Da Ali G Show'
 And there's Anna Nicole
 And I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it
 And cajoled me, but I still love Lisa Kudrow
 And look there's James Lipton discussing the ouvre of Mr Rob Schnieder
  And Jay Leno has got Madonna and hey there's Luke Perry
 And I gotta know who J-Lo is marryin' this week and
  Cajoled me, 'Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show!'
Simon Cowell, Ozzy Osbourne, Ali G, Anna Nicole, Richard Simmons, Lisa Kudrow, James Lipton, Rob Schnieder, Jay Leno, Madonna, Luke Perry, Jennifer Lopez, Oprah Winfrey
Submitted by: bobpiecheese
 
I used to live on chocolate sauce
 Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss
Kate Moss
Submitted by: bobpiecheese
 
I think I'm a clone now
I've been on Oprah Winfrey
Oprah Winfrey
Submitted by: funny
 
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
 Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
 
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him 'Money' for short.
Bill Gates
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
 
Like Sally Jesse he does talk shows 
 But with more weirdos 
Sally Jesse Rafael
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
 
Yesterday, it occurred to me 
 That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer 
Jerry Springer
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
 
My baby's in love 
with Eddie Vedder
 She's all crazy 'bout
 that Eddie Vedder .
Eddie Vedder
Submitted by: funny
 
Take down all those naked pictures
 Of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den.
Ernest Borgnine
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
 
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf
 And give a hickey to Meryl Streep
Meryl Streep
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
 
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