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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities, "Weird Al" Yankovic

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"Weird Al" Yankovic 's, "Albuquerque"
The Lyrics:
And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore
Who They Mention:
Pauly Shore
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
"Weird Al" Yankovic 's, "Albuquerque"
The Lyrics:
Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest
To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt.
Who They Mention:
Leonard Nimoy
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
"Weird Al" Yankovic 's, "Albuquerque"
The Lyrics:
So, finally I go over and I open the door, and just as I suspected,
It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril.
Oh man, I hate it when I'm right!
Who They Mention:
Flock Of Seagulls
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
"Weird Al" Yankovic's, "Another One Rides The Bus"
The Lyrics:
I haven't been in a crowd like this
Since I went to see The Who
Who They Mention:
The Who
Submitted by: The Fat Cat
"Weird Al" Yankovic's, "Couch Potato"
The Lyrics:
There's Simon Cowell
Oh! Ozzy's family!
Plus 'Da Ali G Show'
And there's Anna Nicole
And I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it
And cajoled me, but I still love Lisa Kudrow
And look there's James Lipton discussing the ouvre of Mr Rob Schnieder
And Jay Leno has got Madonna and hey there's Luke Perry
And I gotta know who J-Lo is marryin' this week and
Cajoled me, 'Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show!'
Who They Mention:
Simon Cowell, Ozzy Osbourne, Ali G, Anna Nicole, Richard Simmons, Lisa Kudrow, James Lipton, Rob Schnieder, Jay Leno, Madonna, Luke Perry, Jennifer Lopez, Oprah Winfrey
Submitted by: bobpiecheese
"Weird Al" Yankovic's, "Grapefruit Diet"
The Lyrics:
I used to live on chocolate sauce
Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss
Who They Mention:
Kate Moss
Submitted by: bobpiecheese
"Weird Al" Yankovic's, "I Think I'm A Clone Now"
The Lyrics:
I think I'm a clone now
I've been on Oprah Winfrey
Who They Mention:
Oprah Winfrey
Submitted by: funny
"Weird Al" Yankovic 's, "It's All About The Pentiums"
The Lyrics:
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
Who They Mention:
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
"Weird Al" Yankovic 's, "It's All About The Pentiums"
The Lyrics:
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him 'Money' for short.
Who They Mention:
Bill Gates
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
"Weird Al" Yankovic 's, "Jerry Springer"
The Lyrics:
Like Sally Jesse he does talk shows
But with more weirdos
Who They Mention:
Sally Jesse Rafael
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
"Weird Al" Yankovic 's, "Jerry Springer"
The Lyrics:
Yesterday, it occurred to me
That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer
Who They Mention:
Jerry Springer
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
"Weird Al" Yankovic's, "My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder"
The Lyrics:
My baby's in love
with Eddie Vedder
She's all crazy 'bout
that Eddie Vedder .
Who They Mention:
Eddie Vedder
Submitted by: funny
"Weird Al" Yankovic 's, "Your Horoscope For Today"
The Lyrics:
Take down all those naked pictures
Of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den.
Who They Mention:
Ernest Borgnine
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
"Weird Al" Yankovic 's, "Your Horoscope For Today"
The Lyrics:
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf
And give a hickey to Meryl Streep
Who They Mention:
Meryl Streep
Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners

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