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You can torture me, with Donny and Marie.
Donny Osmond and Marie Osmond. Brother and sister known for singing and acting and being members of the well known Osmond family.
Submitted by: Edward
 
Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour de France with two flat tires and a missing chain
He trained a rattlesnake to do his laundry, I'm telling you the man was insane
He could rip out your beating heart, and show it to you before you died
Everyday he'd make the host of Match Game give him a piggyback ride
Yeah, two hour piggyback ride, giddy up Gene
Charles Nelson Reilly and long-time Match Game host Gene Rayburn. Reilly was a frequently panelist on the show
Submitted by: JeReMy
 
And I loved her even more
 Than Marlon Brando loved souffle
 ...
 And I was crazy like Manson about her
 She got me all choked up like Mama Cass
 ...
 She had me sweating like Nixon every time she was near
 My heart was beating like a Buddy Rich solo
 ...
 Yeah, she was so pretty she made Charlize Theron
 Look like a big fat slobbering pig
Actor Marlon Brando, killer Charles Manson, singer Mama Cass, ex-US president Nixon, drummer Buddy Rich, actress Charlize Theron.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
 
Robert de Neiro's mole's has got to be 10 feet wide.
Robert de Neiro
Submitted by: Paul Warren
 
Gump was a big celebrity. 
 He told JFK that he really had to pee.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy (JFK)
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
 
Art Fleming gave the answers
Art Fleming
Submitted by: tifa
 
Don Pardo, just tell me now what I didn't win
Don Pardo
Submitted by: christie
 
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him Money for short
  I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
 ...
 Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
 Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar  
Bill Gates, Sarah Michelle Gellar
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
 
Behind Steven Seagal
 Once I'm pretty sure Mr. Jonah Hill
 ...
 I swear Jack Nicholson
 ...
 from a guy who says he knows Brad Pitt
 ...
 From the second cousin of Ralph Nader
 Last year I threw up in an elevator
 Next to Christian Slater
 Well guess what, my birthday and Kim Kardashian's
 ...
 Sneezed on Russell Crowe
 ...
 I tried to sit by Steve Buscemi
 ...
 Who know a guy who knows a guy who know Kevin Bacon
 ...
 To Cuba Gooding Jr.'s uncle
 A friend of mine in high school
 Had jury duty with Art Garfunkel
 One time I was staying in the same hotel
 As Zooey Deschanel
 I used the same napkin dispenser
 As Steve Carell at a Taco Bell
 I don't mean to brag but
 Paul Giamatti's plumber knows me by name 
Actors (in order): Steven Seagal, Jonah Hill, Jack Nicholson, Brad Pitt, Christian Slater, Russell Crowe, Steve Buscemi, Kevin Bacon, Cuba Gooding Jr., Zooey Deschanel, Steve Carell, Paul Giamatti.  Singer/songwriter Art Garfunkel.  Model Kim Kardashian.  Consumer advocate Ralph Nader.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
 
Yeah, well, let's just see how jealous she'll get 
 When I start stalking Alanis Morissette
Alanis Morrissette
Submitted by: Beth
 
I watched him die from Bieber Fever
[Justin] Bieber, singer/songwriter.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
 
Carries 'round a picture of Marcel Marceau
Marcel Marceau
Submitted by: Paul Warren
 
I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone
 Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone
Director [Quentin] Tarantino, portrait photographer Annie Leibovitz.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
 
That's what Kanye West keeps telling me, here's why
Singer/songwriter/producer/entrepreneur/etc. Kanye West
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
 
And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
Jethro Tull
Submitted by: DJ Blaze
 
You should never
 Write words using numbers
 Unless you're seven
 Or your name is Prince
Prince (musician once known for changing is name to an unpronounceable symbol).
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
 
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
William Shatner, best known for playing Captain Kirk on Star Trek.
Submitted by: EF
 
Tell me why I bought Shatner's old toupee, they had it on eBay!
Actor William Shatner, who's best known for playing Captain James T. Kirk in the Star Trek franchise.
Submitted by: Edward
 
Wanna to buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre)
Dr. Dre
Submitted by: EF
 
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