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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, The Beatles

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The Beatles', "Back In The USSR"
The dirty Lyrics:
Oh, show me around your snow-peaked mountains way down south
Take me to your daddy's farm
Let me hear your balalaika's ringing out
Come and keep your comrade warm
Why They're dirty:
"Snowpeaked Mountains" may be the female breasts, because "way down south" leads to "your daddy's farm", which in this context refers to the woman's genitals. Perfectly written, because it simply depends on what you associate.
Submitted by: Cyrill Ghobrial
The Beatles', "Birthday "
The dirty Lyrics:
I would like you to dance
Take a cha-cha-cha chance
Why They're dirty:
I'm assuming "dance" means home run. The take a chance part kinda implies that.
Submitted by: Ally
The Beatles', "Come Together"
The dirty Lyrics:
Come together, right now, over me.
Why They're dirty:
I'm not entirely sure what john is implieing to do with the other Beatles, But I hope it's not what the adult mind may think...'CUM TOGETHER, RIGHT NOW, OVER ME!'....yeah...
Submitted by: Andrew Lennon
The Beatles', "Day Tripper"
The dirty Lyrics:
She's a big teaser, she only played one night stands.
Why They're dirty:
The original lyrics used to be she's a "prick" teaser which is obviously dirty. (Which Paul McCartney admitted in an interview.) And the next line is him talking about his one night stand of course.
Submitted by: Anna
The Beatles', "Day Tripper"
The dirty Lyrics:
She's a big teaser, she took me half the way there now.
Why They're dirty:
Even without the original lyrics it's dirty but the icing on the cake is that the original lyrics were "She's a prick teaser" This, of course, could not be released.
Submitted by: Theairbomb
The Beatles', "Dig A Pony"
The dirty Lyrics:
You can penetrate any place you go
Why They're dirty:
Whoa, there's nothing subtle about that!
Submitted by: Otto
The Beatles', "Don't Let Me Down"
The dirty Lyrics:
And for the first time that she really done me
Ooh she done me
She done me good
I guess nobody ever really done me
Ooh she done me
She done me good
Why They're dirty:
This song was about Yoko. By the time that song was recorded, she and John had been sleeping with each other for a while. Besides, what is doing someone slang for? Duh.
Submitted by: Aristotle
The Beatles', "Drive My Car"
The dirty Lyrics:
Asked a girl what she wanted to be. She said baby, can't you see. I want to be famous, a star of the screen. But you can do something in between. Baby you can drive my car.
Why They're dirty:
The girl (an aspiring star) is saying to the narrator (presumably a guy), that when she becomes successful, he can do something "in between". "Drive my car" (or your car) was a common metaphor for sexual intercourse used in old blues songs, which Lennon and McCartney had to have been well aware of. In this song, doing something in between could also mean oral sex.
Submitted by: Steve
The Beatles', "Eleanor Rigby"
The dirty Lyrics:
Eleanor Rigby, died in the church And was buried along with her name
Nobody came
Why They're dirty:
Nobody come refers both to the fact that nobody came to her funeral and that she died without children because nobody had sex with her.
Submitted by: Emerson
The Beatles', "Girl"
The dirty Lyrics:
tit, tit, tit, tit, etc.
Why They're dirty:
I always thought they were singing 'dit, dit, dit' instead but I remember reading somewhere that Paul admitted as much!
Ed Note: Lyrics unable to be verified.
Submitted by: james
The Beatles', "Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
The dirty Lyrics:
When I feel your finger on my trigger
Happiness is a warm gun
Why They're dirty:
I think the double entendre is clearly stated - 'a penis is a warm gun'
Submitted by: Jim Renshaw
The Beatles', "Hey Jude"
The dirty Lyrics:
so let it out and let it in,
hey jude, begin
the movement you need is on your shoulder
Why They're dirty:
this is a song of paul mccartney for john lennon's son, julian. this part is giving julian some advice on future sexual encounters...
Submitted by: acer alhmar
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
The dirty Lyrics:
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Why They're dirty:
How is that not dirty?
Submitted by: Pedro
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
The dirty Lyrics:
the eggman
Why They're dirty:
The eggman is Eric Burton, the leadsinger of The Animals. It refers to his habit of covering naked girls with egg yolk.
Submitted by: maria blommestijn
The Beatles', "I Saw Her Standing There"
The dirty Lyrics:
Well, she was just seventeen, you know what I mean.
And the way she looked was way beyond compare.
So, how could I dance with another,
Oh, when I saw her standing there?
Well, she looked at me and I, I could see
That before too long I'd fall in love with her.
She wouldn't dance with another,
Oh, when I saw her standing there.
Well, my heart went zoom
When I crossed that room
And I held her hand in mine!
Oh, we dance through the night
And we held each other tight
And before too long I fell in love with her.
Now I'll never dance with another,
Oh, since I saw her standing there.
Why They're dirty:
In England, at the time this song was written, the age of cosent was 17 years old. So, the girl he saw at the show was prime and legal. He got excited as he "crossed that room." The use of the word "dance" is a euphemism for sexual intercourse.
Submitted by: Gil
The Beatles', "I'm Down"
The dirty Lyrics:
We're all alone, and there nobody else
You still moan. Keep your hands to yourself.
Why They're dirty:
The girl/woman is obviously satisfying herself with her own hands while denying her boyfriend/husband sex which has got him feeling really DOWN about his sexual abilities and starvation.
Submitted by: Ken
The Beatles', "Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
The dirty Lyrics:
Late nights all alone with a test tube
Ooh, oh, oh, oh
Why They're dirty:
Talking about a girl here. Now come on, you can't tell me that isn't implying something.
Submitted by: Justin (um3k)
The Beatles', "Norwegian Wood"
The dirty Lyrics:
Isn't it good...Norwegian wood.
Why They're dirty:
Haha. Who's Norwegian?
Submitted by: Nina_Cayley
The Beatles', "Penny Lane"
The dirty Lyrics:
fish and finger pie in summer
Why They're dirty:
The Beatles themselves admitted that a 'fish and finger pie' was Liverpudlian schoolboy slang for touching a girl's genitals
Submitted by: james
The Beatles', "Please Please Me"
The dirty Lyrics:
Last night I said to my girl
You know you never even try girl
Come on! (Come on!)
Come on!! (Come on!!)
Come on!!! (Come on!!!)
Come on!!!! (Come on!!!!)
Please please me....Oh yeah!!!!
The way that I please you!
Why They're dirty:
He complains to his girl that she's lowsy at giving oral pleasure so he coaches her along as she finally learns how to please her man. The escalating echoes of "Come on!" is the tell-tale sign of the true meaning of this song.
Submitted by: Ken
The Beatles', "Please Please Me"
The dirty Lyrics:
come on, come on, come on,
please please me oh yeh like i please you
Why They're dirty:
john lennon is singing about oral sex with his girlfriend
Submitted by: russel gilbert
The Beatles', "She's a Woman"
The dirty Lyrics:
My love don't give me preasants I know that she's no Peasant
Why They're dirty:
The girl friend doesn't give him children. She's not a peasant because she's on the pill.
Submitted by: jr565
The Beatles', "Why Don't We Do It In The Road"
The dirty Lyrics:
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road
Why They're dirty:
As a teen my mind was working overtime. Years later I heard that Paul was simply suggesting the group do their next recording session at the Abby Road studio where they would have more privacy.
Submitted by: danno h.
The Beatles', "Why Don't We Do It In The Road"
The dirty Lyrics:
Why don't we do it in the road.
No one will be watching us,
why don't we do it in the road!
Why They're dirty:
Now if that ain't obvious. Surprised nobody caught onto that one!!!
Submitted by: Ben
The Beatles', "With A Little Help From My Friends"
The dirty Lyrics:
What do you see when you turn out the light?
I can't tell you but I know it's mine.
Why They're dirty:
Come on, it's obvious, Ringo is singing about his willie. Paul even admitted he and John were giggling when they wrote the lyrics for him.
Submitted by: Morgan

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