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Real Lyrics -> Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty -> Eminem
Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.
Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Eminem
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Eminem's, "'As the World Turns'"
The dirty Lyrics:
Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park b*tch
Why They're dirty:
Well duh, 'nail' of course means screw.
Submitted by: Shauna
Eminem's, "My 1st Single"
The dirty Lyrics:
Eri-Eri-Erick swallowed some Generic
sleeping pills, and woke up in bed next
to his best friend Derrick bare-naked.
sleeping pills, and woke up in bed next
to his best friend Derrick bare-naked.
Why They're dirty:
I have the album Encore. when I usually listioned to it I didn't pay attention to it. One day when I was listioning to it on my headphones I picked up what he was saying and I was shocked at what the song was saying
Submitted by: E.D.S
Eminem's, "My Fault"
The dirty Lyrics:
Sue: I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married
I don't even have any kids and I can't cook
Eminem: I'm over here Sue, you're talkin to the plant, look!
I don't even have any kids and I can't cook
Eminem: I'm over here Sue, you're talkin to the plant, look!
Why They're dirty:
"The plant" is Eminem himself, because he wants to PLANT seeds in her "soil" so she can have children - HIS!
Submitted by: Not In Your Hand!
Eminem's, "Shake That Ass"
The dirty Lyrics:
I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygenist.
Open your mouth for about four or five minutes.
Take a little bit of this fluoride rinse.
Swish but don't spit it.
Swallow and i'll finish.
Open your mouth for about four or five minutes.
Take a little bit of this fluoride rinse.
Swish but don't spit it.
Swallow and i'll finish.
Why They're dirty:
Eeeewww! I don't think my oral hygentist can legally do that. Sounds alittle unsanitary to me.
Submitted by: Christy Adams
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