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Real Lyrics -> Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty -> Kiss
Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.
Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Kiss
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Kiss', "Anyway You Slice It"
The dirty Lyrics:
why settle for second when you can have the best, let me be your king bee, i want your hornets nest
Why They're dirty:
do i have to say
Submitted by: lenny moses
KISS's, "Burn Bitch Burn"
The dirty Lyrics:
Gonna put my log in your fireplace
Why They're dirty:
Use your imagination
Submitted by: Evan
kiss', "Gimme More"
The dirty Lyrics:
like a dog to a bone, i can make you sweat, i can make you moan, love so sweet, so insane, so come on and lick my candy cane.
Why They're dirty:
lick my candy cane
Submitted by: lenny moses
Kiss', "I Wanna Rock & Roll"
The dirty Lyrics:
I wanna rock and roll
all nite
and party every day.
all nite
and party every day.
Why They're dirty:
Really, Beau McClelland, how would you know this?
Submitted by: Anonymous Bob
Kiss', "LOVE 'EM AND LEAVE 'EM"
The dirty Lyrics:
So you lift your dress, you wanna impress...
Why They're dirty:
If you lift you dress (with no panties on) you're going to impress...
Submitted by: KEITH
KISS's, "Love Gun"
The dirty Lyrics:
'No place for hiding baby, no place to run,
you pulled the trigger of my Love Gun
you pulled the trigger of my Love Gun
Why They're dirty:
Is pretty obvious that Love Gun stands for the male sexual organ....
Submitted by: Mats
KISS's, "Rock and Roll All Nite"
The dirty Lyrics:
I wanna rock and roll all nite
and party every day.
and party every day.
Why They're dirty:
Contrary to popular belief, this song is not about rock music. It's about what Gene Simmons likes best: Dirty, rotten sex.
Submitted by: Beau McClelland
Kiss', "Take Me"
The dirty Lyrics:
Put your hand in my pocket, grab onto my rocket.
Why They're dirty:
It is quite obvious he is talking about his process, not space travel.
Submitted by: Marc
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