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Real Lyrics -> Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty -> K.T. Oslin
Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.
Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, K.T. Oslin
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K.T. Oslin's, "Clean Your Own Tables"
The dirty Lyrics:
I say clean your own tables boys and bring out the beer
Cause I ain't gonna do it this time
And drink to a used to be bar maid
And be the man that I choose to be mine
Cause I ain't gonna do it this time
And drink to a used to be bar maid
And be the man that I choose to be mine
Why They're dirty:
either a threesome or a gangbang.
Submitted by: Tarzan
K.T. Oslin's, "Cornell Crawford"
The dirty Lyrics:
We're gonna park We're gonna get down to it in stark
Why They're dirty:
She and Cornell are going to get naked and have sex.
Submitted by: Tarzan
K.T. Oslin's, "Hey Bobby"
The dirty Lyrics:
Hey Bobby,
Would you like to go for a ride in the country with me?
Would you like to go for a ride in the country with me?
Why They're dirty:
K.T. Oslin's asking Bobby if he'd like to have sex with her.
Submitted by: Tarzan
K.T. Oslin's, "Hey Bobby"
The dirty Lyrics:
Watch the sun go down
See the moon rise up
Drink a champagne toast in a plastic cup
See the moon rise up
Drink a champagne toast in a plastic cup
Why They're dirty:
They're engaged in intercourse and she enjoys watching him mount her, The sun is his front, the moon his rear and the champagne is his love jizz.
Submitted by: Tarzan
K.T. Oslin's, "Love Is Strange"
The dirty Lyrics:
Ooh oo ooo
Oooh oo ooo
Oohh oo ooo
Oooh oo ooo
Oooh oo ooo
Oohh oo ooo
Oooh oo ooo
Why They're dirty:
Those are female orgasm sounds.
Submitted by: Tarzan
K.T. Oslin's, "Oo-Wee"
The dirty Lyrics:
Oh, oo-wee in sweet harmony
How sweet it will be when we oo oo wee
How sweet it will be when we oo oo wee
Why They're dirty:
Oo wee means have sex.
Submitted by: Tarzan
K.T. Oslin's, "Younger Men"
The dirty Lyrics:
Woah, look over here
We got a cute little ol' runner to the right
Blue shorts, no shirt
Whoo! You're looking good darling
That's right, stay in shape
We got a cute little ol' runner to the right
Blue shorts, no shirt
Whoo! You're looking good darling
That's right, stay in shape
Why They're dirty:
K.T. is referring to the runner's semi-erect penis in addition to his athletic build and hairless muscular chest
Submitted by: Tarzan
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