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The bullets in the fire fight
This can be interpreted in two ways. (1) Why are there bullets in a fight of fire? (This assumes that the word "fight" is a noun, and would hence make the whole phrase a fragment.) (2) Why would bullets fight in a fire, much less at all? (This assumes that the word "fight" is a verb, thus making the phrase a complete sentence.)
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
Every dog has its day
and every day has its way of being forgotten ...
'Mom, it's my birthday!'
Love the wording, love the way Dave sings it and I laugh each time I hear it.
Submitted by: Ben Dover
I was there when the bear ate his head
I thought it was a candy
Self-explanatory. These could also go in the 'Nonsensical' section.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
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