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Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way
Can't wait to look in the mirror I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
Must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
But I'm doing the best that I can
Some people say I'm egotistical I don't really know what that means
But I've got a feeling it's something to do with the way I fill out my skin tight bluejeans
Irony; a man who is the epitome of egotistical states he doesn't know what that means. A perfect picture of the '70s man, shirt open to waist, certain all desire him.
Submitted by: David White
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