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It was a good lay, good lay
It was a good lay, good lay
It was a good lay, good lay, good lay,
ohhh ohhh
Say it one more time Moz. It sounds like Morrissey actually had sex?
Submitted by: Leila
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"The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get"
In the bar, with my head on the bar.
It's funny because he uses the phrase "the bar" two different ways. *In* the bar refers to a retail establishment serving alcoholic beverages; *on* the bar refers to the counter in such an establishment where such drinks are served.
Submitted by: Laura
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